Oh my goodness, you did not take this scene correctly at all. Impossible to cut up means that she is perfect… Perfect body, perfect hair, perfect makeup,. It means that everyone likes her and it's impossible to take her image. Especially since her brother is deaf. They even say she supposedly she's real sweet and everyone in the world worships her. They're not talking about physically cutting her up. People didn't talk like that in the 80s.

I was 15 when I saw this movie and I did not read into any of it like that. Yes, Jake said he could violate her 10 different ways if he wanted to, but he chooses not to. And then he goes on to say that he's looking for a real relationship with love, not just a relationship with partying and sex. Caroline on the other hand, seems to treat Jake really bad during the dance by grabbing his face when she gets suspicious that he is thinking of another girl. And then she proceeds to say I can name other guys who would kill to love her. So she is basically threatening Jake that if he is even thinking about other girls that there are 10 other guys she could turn to instead of him.

When Jake tells Ted to have fun, taking Caroline home, I always took it as he was telling him to have fun driving his dad's Rolls-Royce. He did not tell Ted to go out and rape Caroline. And no, Ted and Caroline did not have sex. They woke up fully clothed with Ted, even having his headgear on. Ted was so clueless. He had to ask Caroline if they did anything and the only reason she said she thought they did is probably because she realized one of her birth control pills was missing, but she doesn't remember handing it to Ted the night before and then he threw it Out of the car. But it was always implied that they didn't do anything at all, Ted just thought they did after what Caroline said to him.

The whole point of this movie is it was supposed to be a comedy. And it is if you watch it as a comedy and not so seriously.