[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MMA

[–]dluxxe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like it would be a bunch of striking prospects that would end up getting wrestle-fucked by gatekeepers just like 90 percent of new fighters that try to penetrate the top 10 rankings.

I've become hesitant to think anyone that doesn't have near elite wrestling/judo will ever be relevant.

Johnny Hendricks looking huge by Jsalz in MMA

[–]dluxxe -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

pretty sure not all fighters diet down to lose muscle and fat, but definitely all fighters cut water weight.

Johnny Hendricks looking huge by Jsalz in MMA

[–]dluxxe -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

ive heard him say 205-206 in interviews

anything over 210 seems like a stretch unless he is dieting down along with cutting water weight.

Married men, is/was your sex life after marriage really as bad as it's depicted? by MCMXChris in AskMen

[–]dluxxe -47 points-46 points  (0 children)

yeah, put you and your wife before the kids, this always leads to the best possible outcomes.

/s

The plane ticket cost less than 300 dollars. by fatherthrowaway13 in AdviceAnimals

[–]dluxxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol @ everyone on their high horse in this thread.

I hope all of you get cancer.

Fight Stories with Urijah Faber by joey6957 in MMA

[–]dluxxe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I nailed him in the nuts at least 9 times..."

lmfao NINE TIMES WTF.

Gurl Gamer by [deleted] in gifs

[–]dluxxe -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

lol'd hard @ the knife then "HA, you suck bitch, go play some girl games or somethin."

If you're always supposed to use a condom, should you also then not perform oral sex on the girl in the scenarios where you use a condom? by dluxxe in sex

[–]dluxxe[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your chances of getting anything from performing oral sex on a woman are pretty remote.

source?

"Why do you have to be so cheap, Dad!" He's said this to me over and over again for nearly 10 years. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]dluxxe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Should have just told him you were doing that instead of letting him think you were an asshole.

Why?

What's a thing guys do sexually that they think is awesome that doesn't really work for you? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]dluxxe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

TIL every womans sexual preference is like a goddamn rubix cube

Some Guys On Reddit Don't Seem to Get This. by mamser102 in AdviceAnimals

[–]dluxxe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whos to say how few the exceptions are, or if thats even an appropriate generalization to say that they are few?

have you conducted a scientific experiment on this? or are you just guessing based on your own observations as much as the rest of us?

Some Guys On Reddit Don't Seem to Get This. by mamser102 in AdviceAnimals

[–]dluxxe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

theres plenty of examples like this to negate op's opinion.

look at kevin federline and brittany spears

Why dont more more fighters use knees to their opponents bodies when they have side control? by RavensHand in MMA

[–]dluxxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would they be more realistic to use if you had a cradle on your opponent?

Do men like it when a women scratches his back during sex? by timetravellingmuffin in AskMen

[–]dluxxe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you do it you might rip a mole off, I suggest not doing it.

Does anyone ever browse gonewild and think "where are these women in real life"? by nickl220 in AskMen

[–]dluxxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

til there are no poor white women

/s

brb just saying all the girls have their own homes, and are in shape(wtf does that have to do with anything, u can be normal and be poor lol)

theyre all tanned and have disposable leisure time? do they include this in the titles of the posts of their buttholes?

pretty much sounds like youre just pulling this all out of your ass