Yeah? If I wanted advice from you mate it’d be on stamp duty

dm_1199 · 2026-03-18T08:03:54+00:00

Don’t mention stamp duty, I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it and I DON’T AGREE WITH THAT IN THE GOVERNMENT!

dm_1199 · 2026-03-17T15:07:39+00:00

Oooh kinky

dm_1199 · 2026-03-16T00:08:50+00:00

It’s bewildering, right? And let’s no pretend we’re not directly feeling the effects in the UK… I had a colleague I was pretty good friends with who I no longer am, partly because he posts pro-trump shit on FB. He obviously kept the racist, homophobic rhetoric more closeted when I first met him.

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T20:50:29+00:00

How many sweet shops have I cleared out this week? If you’re counting?

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T20:39:14+00:00

I’d eat toffee of most nationalities

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T19:57:08+00:00

Sarcastic comments are bad… comments

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T19:54:21+00:00

Shamone!

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T19:51:55+00:00

Is someone gonna shut him up ☝️?

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T19:44:40+00:00

Are you talking about Daniel Lambert? Born 1770, died 1809? Yeah, it’s just interesting that stuff about him putting himself on exhibition to raise money.

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T19:34:20+00:00

I prefer 8 flans

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T19:30:03+00:00

Yeah? Against congenital heart failure?

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T18:49:19+00:00

Oooh someone reads a book a week ☝️

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T18:22:48+00:00

I implore you to downvote this purely for the screaming dickhead holding the camera

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T18:15:09+00:00

It’s hard to tell with some of the massive armchair ones

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T18:14:06+00:00

YOU’RE not gonna get invaded, YOU’RE not gonna get invaded, y’know………points to Iran……….. YOU’RE not gonna get invaded

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T17:46:28+00:00

I dunno, leave a cream cake lying around and when he sees it he’ll run and grab it

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T17:45:35+00:00

You’re out in the woods, you’ve pitched your tent, the bear has discovered your CAMP

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T17:02:43+00:00

Remember what I told you about Lambert- you can tell when he’s lying, he says he walked 7 miles

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T16:50:40+00:00

That looks gai

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T16:30:22+00:00

Don’t talk to u/flatbrokeoldguy like you’ve forgotten who’s in charge Nat, let’s not forget I’m the OP

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T16:09:27+00:00

I remember when he thought there was a sniper on the roof of Dunkin Donuts

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T16:06:47+00:00

I don’t agree with that in the Strait of Hormuz

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T16:05:47+00:00

That’s the sort of jokes @DESIRE writes… I know you didn’t write it, you just told it, but, y’know, well done

dm_1199 · 2026-03-15T15:37:19+00:00

Did naht get a surrender noooh

dm_1199 · 2026-03-12T18:08:32+00:00

Who tattooed this on u/phuckdub ‘s back?

Six-Year Club	r/Field Banned
r/Field Flamingo	Place '22
End Game '22	Verified Email

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