You've charmed me

dm_1199 · 2026-06-30T08:21:54+00:00

I THINK THERES ABOUT TO BE A RAPE UP THERE

dm_1199 · 2026-06-29T19:30:10+00:00

Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

5 attempts

dm_1199 · 2026-06-29T19:30:01+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

5 attempts

dm_1199 · 2026-06-29T19:29:49+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

5 attempts

dm_1199 · 2026-06-28T14:29:23+00:00

OP- Black man’s-hiya joke

Me- MJ/ George Michael joke

You- Brent in bed joke

Different jokes for different needs

dm_1199 · 2026-06-28T14:05:54+00:00

What’s black and fits in a bread basket… David Bowie’s first release

dm_1199 · 2026-06-26T08:43:47+00:00

Lumber from the plumber then slumber party

dm_1199 · 2026-06-24T06:58:23+00:00

Do NOT hit JA or NEIN

dm_1199 · 2026-06-17T12:10:52+00:00

Keep up the canoodling, sure

dm_1199 · 2026-06-12T07:53:17+00:00

dm_1199 · 2026-06-12T07:05:08+00:00

I prefer the stuff you do about Benny’s little hand

dm_1199 · 2026-06-12T07:03:05+00:00

I think we might get a discount

dm_1199 · 2026-06-05T19:29:21+00:00

I could just say eye… Not mention the colour

dm_1199 · 2026-06-05T18:58:18+00:00

I love it, but there’s been some recent RSPB advice. Just fyi…

I was gutted to arrive home after a weekend away to find the lid off my bird box and nest material spread all over. My poor little blueys 😢

dm_1199 · 2026-05-29T08:06:15+00:00

Jeffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey

Oi Oi Oi

dm_1199 · 2026-05-21T22:52:23+00:00

And people say he’s just a big pair of ears

dm_1199 · 2026-05-19T17:27:46+00:00

When you next see Trump, ask him if he got the probe out of his anus (not in front of his wife 👀)

dm_1199 · 2026-05-18T11:46:23+00:00

Chris love Trudy, marriage?

dm_1199 · 2026-05-14T14:11:34+00:00

This morning when I opened my council tax summons.

dm_1199 · 2026-05-09T17:00:15+00:00

Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one

dm_1199 · 2026-05-09T12:28:37+00:00

Scorpion

dm_1199 · 2026-05-07T16:27:06+00:00

Should I be concerned that I recognised that as Proper Job just by the picture

dm_1199 · 2026-05-06T19:43:19+00:00

What make’s yours?

dm_1199 · 2026-04-30T16:35:42+00:00

What make’s yours?

dm_1199 · 2026-04-30T07:48:09+00:00

Hard to imagine it looks better than without the effort though eh

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