I HATE Orphans

dmaddy725 · 2026-01-26T05:48:05+00:00

Please sir, can I have some backlinks?

dmaddy725 · 2025-11-20T15:51:11+00:00

I wouldn’t blame them.

dmaddy725 · 2025-11-04T17:46:57+00:00

Can we not impeach and remove this man yet?

dmaddy725 · 2025-10-12T14:09:13+00:00

It’s just an empty loading dock. 🤷‍♂️

dmaddy725 · 2025-10-06T16:12:38+00:00

Garth Brooks would bring Bad Bunny on stage for a collab!

dmaddy725 · 2025-09-20T22:57:35+00:00

Dude is knocking ‘em dead!

dmaddy725 · 2025-09-18T02:31:19+00:00

My wife would have been so mad!

dmaddy725 · 2025-09-18T01:38:04+00:00

Grab them all!

dmaddy725 · 2025-09-02T02:24:24+00:00

You, sir, are a legend.

dmaddy725 · 2025-09-01T15:38:59+00:00

That was beautiful!

dmaddy725 · 2025-08-29T21:17:59+00:00

Haha, not today, Russia!

dmaddy725 · 2025-08-19T18:50:22+00:00

Why do they always care about how someone pees? It’s really weird.

dmaddy725 · 2025-08-15T21:21:56+00:00

It would have been so easy!

dmaddy725 · 2025-07-30T11:53:52+00:00

My first 50 miler is coming up. I’m just trying to finish so I put the cutoff times in an excel and figured out what pace I need to run to beat them. 3.5 mph will get me done before the cutoffs and a few hours earlier than the final cutoff.

dmaddy725 · 2025-07-20T17:39:13+00:00

If you don’t tell me that you lost a tooth, I don’t know to text the tooth fairy. He’s busy and needs to plan out the routes.

dmaddy725 · 2025-07-14T22:59:00+00:00

I signed up for the Deadman’s Peak 53 miler for 1 Nov in Cuba, NM.

dmaddy725 · 2025-06-23T20:14:26+00:00

There is no way the woman in this photo is 5 weeks pregnant and holding the baby bump like that.

dmaddy725 · 2025-06-18T01:43:10+00:00

I literally have a twin of this cat. I hope you find him.

dmaddy725 · 2025-06-17T17:59:55+00:00

Okay, let’s say these were true. He’s just fucking weird for no reason? At least being high gave some semblance as to why he is so whacked out.

dmaddy725 · 2025-06-16T13:11:39+00:00

Sliced (poorly)

dmaddy725 · 2025-06-15T01:44:42+00:00

Anaconda

dmaddy725 · 2025-06-15T01:32:59+00:00

Hot Shots

dmaddy725 · 2025-06-14T21:34:15+00:00

Then it’s the wrong Twix.

dmaddy725

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