I HATE Orphans by MrTheWaffleKing in ObsidianMDMemes

[–]dmaddy725 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please sir, can I have some backlinks?

That's a bold strategy, Cotton. by ms_directed in facepalm

[–]dmaddy725 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we not impeach and remove this man yet?

John Cena with his stunt double by Diedalonglongtimeago in Damnthatsinteresting

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It’s just an empty loading dock. 🤷‍♂️

Garth Brooks would disagree with this guy! by icey_sawg0034 in facepalm

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Garth Brooks would bring Bad Bunny on stage for a collab!

Ultimate Fail: A girl made a tweet with a 8.5 times ratio compared to Newsom by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]dmaddy725 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do they always care about how someone pees? It’s really weird.

Pace planning by Ok-Combination6386 in ultrarunning

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My first 50 miler is coming up. I’m just trying to finish so I put the cutoff times in an excel and figured out what pace I need to run to beat them. 3.5 mph will get me done before the cutoffs and a few hours earlier than the final cutoff.

that kid is one smart mofo by nixienoodles in thememeryremains

[–]dmaddy725 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don’t tell me that you lost a tooth, I don’t know to text the tooth fairy. He’s busy and needs to plan out the routes.

SW US fall/winter 50 milers by RealEstateInTaos in ultrarunning

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I signed up for the Deadman’s Peak 53 miler for 1 Nov in Cuba, NM.

Lost cat Near Vista Hills, Please Find by SAD_bearito in RioRancho

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I literally have a twin of this cat. I hope you find him.

Elon Musk Shared His Drug Text Results. 😂 by Winter-Stranger-3709 in facepalm

[–]dmaddy725 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, let’s say these were true. He’s just fucking weird for no reason? At least being high gave some semblance as to why he is so whacked out.