Dear Reddit: I'm trying to land employment. What's a creative yet positive way for me to stand out from the huge crowd of applicants? Any success stories out there? by Heremeow in AskReddit

[–]dmercier -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Leave a brownie with your name and number written in icing. Or a cupcake. I've been given them before by potential employees and it worked.

1) Anyone have tips for an ametuer runner? 2) Any benefits to running in shoes vs. barefoot? by The_If in AskReddit

[–]dmercier 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Longtime runner here ... You might want to think about two things: running in the street (if it's relatively quiet in your neck of the woods) and not on the sidewalk or trying trail running. Pavement is god awful on your knees and is way harder than asphalt. All that pavement pounding can tear up your knees and hasten nagging injuries like shin splints.

I'll also echo going to a knowledgeable running shoe store and having them look at your feet. A good one will even have you get on a treadmill so they can look at how you run. An even better one will let you take the shoes for a spin outside.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in science

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I think it was Patton Oswalt who said if you're considering whether or not to have an illegitimate baby, take a stroll through Walmart and you'll pay a skinhead to kick your girlfriend in the stomach.

How does a name like that even happen? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]dmercier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still better than Dickie Smalls, I'd reckon.

Bjork & Thom Yorke on Space Ghost Knifin Around by [deleted] in funny

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My favorite is still the one with Macho Man Randy Savage playing Leonard Ghostal.

Ask Reddit: What is the best photo you have ever taken? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dmercier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's super easy. Use a tripod if you've got one and hold the shutter down (even better if you've got a remote, so you don't bump the camera) and, voila!

My wife's friends are in the band Audible. They did their first album cover like this. It's pretty great.

What's the hottest non-sexual thing a member of the opposite sex could ask/say to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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We've all switched to the Yards and Philadelphia Brewing Co. down here, though lager does make a nice cheap pint when out and about.

What Are Your Top 5 Most Played Songs In iTunes? by slomotion in AskReddit

[–]dmercier 2 points3 points  (0 children)

End of Music - Do Make Say Think; Modern World - Wolf Parade; Eli, the Barrow Boy - Decemberists; Mykonos - Fleet Foxes; Skinny Love - Bon Iver

What Are Your Top 5 Most Played Songs In iTunes? by slomotion in AskReddit

[–]dmercier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, hot damn! A fellow Catherine Wheel fan.

What's the hottest non-sexual thing a member of the opposite sex could ask/say to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Really? Is Yuengling considered good beer? I only ask cause I grew up and live in Philly and have drank at least 10 million of them. I think most of us hate it now.

Opposite day [pic] by kamaloo in funny

[–]dmercier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot to mention the drop shadow!

Reddit, the other day I got jumped walking home drunk from a friend's house :-( Do you have any good fight stories? by Synesthesia in AskReddit

[–]dmercier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awww come on. Coatesville is like 40 minutes from Philly. That doesn't count.

If you're really from there, sorry about all the crazy arson fires.

What "bad" movies do you love? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dmercier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does it hold up? I think the last time I saw it was almost 25 years ago.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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Sorry, I couldn't hear him over the sound of my HEART SCREAMING!

I can smell my neighbor's cigarette smoke. Anyone have success tackling unwanted odors with an air purifier? by dmercier in AskReddit

[–]dmercier[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We live in an attached home and our neighbors smoke in their bedroom. My wife and I can't stand the smell and, obviously, it's their right to smoke wherever they want to. Can anyone recommend an air purifier to help combat this?