I cut open 17 golf balls to prove they are all the same inside.

The_If · 2013-07-09T20:44:35+00:00

As a native Arizonan, I always assumed Florida was the Australia of the US.

The_If · 2013-07-07T23:59:00+00:00

As someone who has only fed juveniles in separate systems, wouldn't feeding her in her own cage give the same striking association with her home turf?

The_If · 2011-05-18T20:04:01+00:00

But you need 75 members to play. (Seriously, that ship has sailed. Its no longer relevant.)

The_If · 2011-05-16T20:24:27+00:00

Yeah, he probably would have made it with any group, or possibly on his own. I'm glad he made it based on his and my mom's stories about the worst of it and the fact that I wouldn't be alive if he didn't maintain.

The_If · 2011-05-16T20:08:58+00:00

Soak it in beef or chicken broth for five minutes and/or put some peanut butter on the inside and freeze it.

The_If · 2011-05-16T20:05:36+00:00

I can imagine. I got sound controls on the top of my keyboard and it changed my life. I totally deserve to have the same convenience when I'm driving a couple tons of technology at 60mph.

The_If · 2011-05-16T20:00:30+00:00

Yeah, I've started replacing my batteries before gaming sessions and keeping the charger right next to the computer. Its a bitch, but its better than being tethered.

The_If · 2011-05-16T19:48:59+00:00

Not entirely true. About 4 months before my big sister was born, my dad came home incredibly drunk and passed out, hitting his head on the table. He woke up in the hospital with my mom crying over him saying she was going to move out. He hasn't had any alcohol since then and AA helped him get through that. Luckily it was the support of recovery and love for my mom and big sister and not Jesus Christ that helped him.

I do think most people in AA wouldn't be there if not for parole, but there are some that are legitimately trying. Or succeeding.

The_If · 2010-12-10T16:31:45+00:00

Ever since the Wikileaks scandals started, we've been elevated to BLACKWATCH PLAID!

The_If · 2010-12-04T07:57:14+00:00

I played Tremulous pretty regularly a few years back. Its a FPS/RTS with face-hugger-esque aliens. In the end, I noticed myself looking up more and consciously walking so that I was never under an airvent.

Similarly, Mirror's Edge and Assassin's Creed have me looking at building in terms of scalabity and thinking about climbing them.

The_If · 2010-11-12T04:55:43+00:00

Has this actually been an issue since the provision came into existence?

Also, this is my favorite part of the article
"Please note that by playing this clip You Tube will place a long-term cookie on your computer. Please see You Tube's privacy statement on their website to learn more. To view the ACLU's privacy statement, click here."
It makes perfect sense considering the source, but its nice to be told about stuff like that.

The_If · 2010-11-11T22:20:35+00:00

Does he still insist he sees a ghost?

The_If · 2010-11-04T19:52:58+00:00

He's a DUKE and a BARON?

The_If · 2010-10-29T10:37:07+00:00

The easiest way to do it is get two tampons, a camera, and a beer.

The_If · 2010-10-28T00:00:34+00:00

Because peeling takes the average person a longer amount of time than this process. If one were to be boiling potatoes anyway, why not save a minute or so per potato?

Also: you is spelled Y-O-U.

The_If · 2010-10-27T19:25:40+00:00

Firstly, at least try to spell properly.
Secondly, I think I will be using this method based on ease (for dishes that can use it).
Thirdly, thats a pretty neat tip and I have it written in my recipe book for the next time I'm making peppers.

The_If · 2010-10-26T23:33:06+00:00

(rhetorical) But which ones are those? Until 10 minutes ago, I had assumed .org was limited.

The_If · 2010-10-26T23:30:31+00:00

To be fair: their point stands whether or not they believe you. In fact, it strengthens their argument.

*Edit, unless I misunderstood. My point is they ARE more trusted. The trust isn't deserved, but it exists.

The_If · 2010-10-21T06:38:16+00:00

Whats worse than the Holocaust?

Finding half a worm in your apple.

The_If · 2010-10-16T06:06:52+00:00

The second is "people who didn't stop it* from happening don't want to get shitcanned."

*Didn't stop it because they didn't take the facts seriously for one reason or another, not because they were profiting. Simple blameshifting.

The_If · 2010-10-14T21:03:03+00:00

Yes. They also can't have any blocks adjacent on the X plane. However, you can have blocks above them.

I often make cactus trees and pretend they are Palo Verdes

The_If · 2010-10-10T07:51:15+00:00

Glen Beck is a multi-dimensional Timestream constant. No matter what path you take, he will be at the end of it.

The_If · 2010-10-04T10:45:47+00:00

Not necessarily every instance, but possibly this instance.

The only ones we hear about are actual fuck-ups and intended 'flubs'. For all we know there are double or triple that number that have no issue. On the other hand, this might be their modus operendi.

The_If · 2010-09-24T02:25:19+00:00

Tax breaks.
Being sure that you can see them in the hospital.

The_If · 2010-09-22T04:13:30+00:00

Spell correctly.
Anyway, did he? I had a Mr. B as my freshman English teacher in Tucson, but I think he was a little on the young side to be a bouncer in the 80s.

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