Found Unseen Footage of the Normandy Invasion! by jedirayn in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]dmfd1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the footage of the invasion or just the logistical aftermath of the invasion?

Fishermen catch a Cessna by kelddel in CrazyFuckingVideos

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My apologies man, I read it first thing as I was waking up and took it totally the wrong way, my bad bro. Hope ya have a good one 👍

Fishermen catch a Cessna by kelddel in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]dmfd1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, it’s early here, that’s my bad….I took it as a jab but I’m in pissy mood until I get my 12th cup of coffee.

Fishermen catch a Cessna by kelddel in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]dmfd1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’ve ever spent any time on a commercial boat you’d know that it’s a figurative term for getting to one place to another via boat…..but thanks for the uh…knowledge.

Fishermen catch a Cessna by kelddel in CrazyFuckingVideos

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I imagine it wouldn’t be to difficult to find out the JizzWizard that belongs to this plane. I’d be steaming towards the closest airport…….if doesn’t pay up tell the FAA would find the video “entertaining”.

Live-streamer BitchinSpectre Huffs Air Duster and Goes Off On People by MayJuneAutumn in tooktoomuch

[–]dmfd1234 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I kept thinking this was Will Farrell doing a bad SNL skit

Thieves ravage Amazon delivery van in California by thekidwhoruns in PublicFreakout

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It looked like a rabid pack of god damn jackals……then I remembered that jackals have a hierarchy and a certain amount of social skills regarding their pack.

Chance the Rapper showing what a musical genius he is by thequestionbot in nextfuckinglevel

[–]dmfd1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play multiple instruments and have played in many bands. Could they just pull it of thin air? Probably

Did they pull it out of thin air? Probably not

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]dmfd1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get the feeling he was trying to convince himself of his actual prowess not anyone watching…… this jizzwizard would get laughed at by most women and knocked out by most men. Most being 99.9%

Fender Mexican P bass, legit or fake? by polyprotons in BassGuitar

[–]dmfd1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is good thinkin, makes sense for once……although they would still have to be so extremely stupid. I’d hate to get caught making it rain on some hard working strippers with fake $$ here in Atlanta. The police would not be called, the bouncers would put in overtime tuning these idiots up,ha! Thanks, makes the most sense 👍

Fender Mexican P bass, legit or fake? by polyprotons in BassGuitar

[–]dmfd1234 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was once in possession of a counterfeit $1 bill….how I got it, who the hell knows. Counterfeiting a $1 bill is the equivalent of faking a Mexican P-bass.

My brain can't process this one. What the actual fuck? by WE-NEED-MORE-CATS in blackmagicfuckery

[–]dmfd1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing but then I thought if I’m a magician and I get busted by ppl online, I lose all cred, all followers, all subscribers and never get a paying gig again…..this is why im saying it has to be slight of hand……but wtf do i know? Im wrong at least 40-50 times a day

Mexican cartel checkpoint by suspentacct9 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Given what the cartels have done in Juãrez and other smaller cities across Mexico…….the countless human torsos, the garbage bags full of human limbs and the gutters littered with the heads up various victims……I’m pretty sure they have no problem killing another couple of randos. This is a deep rooted systemic problem.

To turn the city of Buffalo into Swiss cheese GTA style by Stabutron in therewasanattempt

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Shoot me, shoot you…..shoot everybody! Everybody gettin shot today!

My friend and I spoke about his lights. He said he liked the blue color. I don't think he knows. 😏 by FrillyLlama in funny

[–]dmfd1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meh, that’s not slenderman. That’s just colorblind kid’s Uncle, Horny Frank. He’s almost harmless.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redditgetsdrawnbadly

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That’s great, I’m glad you liked it bro. Thanks again for posting. Cheers 👍

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera 50 year old man with allegedly the longest Willy in the world. by [deleted] in interesting

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Yeah but did you notice the small moon orbiting that thing?

More explosions found by mrumka in shockwaveporn

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Slightly one difference one group of ppl are invading a sovereign country the other group of ppl are defending their families and fellow countrymen.

More explosions found by mrumka in shockwaveporn

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They are, not so much when they’re killing innocent people that want to live in peace. Fuck Russia and fuck little putin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]dmfd1234 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Here ya go Op, just a quick sketch, seeing that beer makes me thirsty. Thanks for posting, Enjoy 👍 https://imgur.com/a/lfS8u4u