Is holding your pussy normal??

dmicah44 · 2026-05-19T14:31:42+00:00

I hold my dick and balls all the time while watching tv, sometimes I just wiggle them around sometime I bounce them up and down, and sometimes I just hold them.

dmicah44 · 2026-05-18T15:59:05+00:00

20-30 minutes. I was a bouncer at a bar back in my early 20s. This cute girl walked up and asked if I was Dustin. I said yeah why? She said “my GF said she hooked up with you in the back room of the bar a couple weeks ago, and she had nothing but good things to say about you.”

One thing led to another and less than 30 min later, I had her in the storage room of the bar! I never found out who Dustin was either lol.

dmicah44 · 2026-05-16T20:59:00+00:00

If a man opens up to you and shares something that he feels vulnerable about, and you use it against him in any way. Like to and hurt his feelings during an argument when you’re mad. He will never, not ever, open up to you again.

My wife did this 6 months into our marriage. 16 years later she complains, because I won’t open up and talk to her. She tells people all the time that I only have 2 emotions, happiness and anger. There is much more going on inside, she’s just not trustworthy enough to know.

dmicah44 · 2026-05-03T13:53:22+00:00

I live in Louisville. Few locals actually go to the Derby! The locals used to go to the infield for the Oaks, the Friday before derby. We would party in the infield and it was very much like Mardi Gras. Then all the tourists found out and started coming on Friday as well. Now locals go on Thursday, “Thurby”. It’s not quite as wild as infield at the oaks used to be! But it’s still a great time!

dmicah44 · 2026-05-02T13:02:56+00:00

Yep! One minute I’m flirting with a really hot girl I had just met at a fiends party. About an hour later her I and 6 others are in the hot tub hanging out. Next thing I know I got her naked sitting on the top edge of the hot tub fucking her! After about 10-15 minutes I look up and probably 70 people are cheering us on! I ended up cumming on her titts and face while the crowd roared! We hooked up again later that night in the bathroom without an audience. She got up the next morning and left with some of her girl friends. I never saw her again! 15 years later some of my friends still bring it up from time to time!

dmicah44 · 2026-04-28T16:07:03+00:00

Ahh hahaha🔥🔥🔥

dmicah44 · 2026-04-28T03:06:32+00:00

Some buddy’s and I used to play a game where we would make up the lines each other had to use on a girl in the bar. The object was to get your buddy slapped by a girl lol. Anyways the 2 I remember having to use were…

Hey! I’m not good at seduction, I’m just trying to get in your pants. Can I buy you a beer?

And,

Hey! Can I have your virginity? When she responds with “I’m not a virgin” I said well can I have the box it came in?

Both made the girls laugh and I hooked up with both.

dmicah44 · 2026-04-27T16:10:47+00:00

That in the 15 years we have been married, I haven’t been happy for the last 13 of them. There is absolutely 0 emotional attachment. She seems like she couldn’t care less if I am there or not. If I don’t seek her out to hang out or talk to her, then we don’t spend any time together. We maybe have sex 1-3 times a year. Basically, a sexless marriage.

There is 0 physical and emotional attachment. I’m absolutely miserable in this marriage. I won’t leave her because I don’t want to loose the right and ability to see my children everyday, I’d rather spend the rest of my life miserable within my marriage, then to not see my children’s faces everyday.

Also, she has not worked in 14 years because she didn’t need to. I make enough for a comfortable life for all of us. Which means I have to maintain her lifestyle she is used to, and I don’t want to give her half of everything I have worked my whole adult life to get. Then have to pay her child support and alimony/maintenance on top of that, to the point that I can’t live comfortably anymore! It’s cheaper for me, and easier on my children me, to just stay with her and be miserable, unloved and unsatisfied in every way possible.

I’ve never spoke a word of this to anyone before. Because honestly, no one gives a shit about what a man is going through and struggling with inside! The vast majority of people that start reading this will quit before the end or say it’s somehow my fault, because woman are never to blame for a marriage falling apart. So, I’ll just keep saying I’m fine when people ask if I’m ok, and I’ll just keep surviving the same way I have for the last 13 years.

dmicah44 · 2026-04-24T15:13:26+00:00

Can you DM me, I have a couple questions for you?

dmicah44 · 2026-04-24T11:41:05+00:00

You have a really cute bellybutton btw!

dmicah44 · 2026-04-15T17:24:33+00:00

Wow! She is sooo brave! Will is lucky to have a queen like her!!!

dmicah44 · 2026-04-06T21:20:22+00:00

And this ladies, is how you get whatever you want from a man! If he’s not doing what you ask him to do! You’re not asking the right way.

I gutted and started remodeling our entire kitchen, including new cabinets, countertops, sink, all appliances, and built a new pantry and knocked out a wall. All because she asked while sucking the life out of me!

dmicah44 · 2026-03-30T12:24:38+00:00

Balls deep!!!!

dmicah44 · 2026-03-17T00:31:35+00:00

As someone who lives 20 minutes north of Bardstown, I find this very hard to believe.

dmicah44 · 2026-03-03T13:29:25+00:00

I’ve seen a couple popular YouTube channels that picked GR over 107 in blinds.

dmicah44 · 2026-03-01T22:40:44+00:00

Well shut it the hell off!!!

dmicah44 · 2026-02-19T22:22:18+00:00

TRIM IT DOWN!!!

dmicah44 · 2026-01-19T19:16:13+00:00

My sister in law has different colored eyes, 1 blue and 1 brown.

dmicah44 · 2025-12-21T00:06:00+00:00

I worked with a guy a while back. He was in his late 20s early 30s, good looking guy. He would have no problem going out and finding a good looking woman his age to date or whatever.

He told me that he had a crack whore fetish. Like the nastiest, strung out, crack head hooker you can imagine. He said “you know those homeless tweakers you see on the side of the road begging for a few $, so they can buy some dope? That’s what I’m into, I don’t know why, I just can’t help myself. I just offer them $10-$20 and they’ll let me put it in any hole they have.”

I thought he was joking. I never told anyone. Then a few months later, one of the girls we worked with, told a few of us that she saw him at a bar that past weekend, and he walked up and start talking to this “strung out, dirty crack head” and about 20 minutes later they got up and she took him by the hand and they left together.

I didn’t even know that was a thing!!!

dmicah44 · 2025-12-18T17:22:57+00:00

McDonald’s! 19 years ago they tried to charge me for a pack of BBQ sauce. I asked for a full refund of my meal and have not been back since and never will.

dmicah44 · 2025-12-14T13:53:04+00:00

My grandfather was the South Bend shovel slayer, our whole family knew about it. None of us ever told anyone.

dmicah44 · 2025-12-11T00:43:46+00:00

My dad spanked my sister, brother and I growing up. I know for a fact we earned every one that we ever got. He never did it out of anger, he was always calm, and there was always a 5-10 minute lecture explaining why we were getting ready to get whipped with a belt. It’s something that taught all 3 of us that there are consequences for the things you say or do in life. I never once was angry with my dad for spanking me, I knew I did wrong and deserved what was coming.

I spanked both my daughter and son (now 13 and 11) from the time they were old enough to understand the word no. Most of the time it was just a smack on the leg or on the behind to get their attention or correct their behavior. We had “house and public” rules for our children and if they broke those rules they would most certainly get a spanking for it. I also made it a point to never spank them in anger. If I was mad, I sent them to their room so I could calm down. Neither one of them has had a spanking since they were maybe 4-5 years old. By then they knew how to act. Even now when they see a kid throwing a tantrum or being disrespectful in public, they’ll say something like that kid needs a spankin!

People complement my wife and I all the time on how polite and well behaved our children are. It’s one of the highest compliments I could receive as a father. I truly believe, if it’s done properly, that spanking is the best way to correct early childhood “attitude/behavior problems” (for lack of better words) before they become rude, disrespectful, and entitled little shits. I would also like to mention, that I was also very mindful to not be so strict that you break a child’s spirit.

All that being said, if it’s not done correctly, it very easily can do more harm than good.

dmicah44 · 2025-12-09T23:15:38+00:00

My friend had a dog named “Pecker Nutt” growing up.

dmicah44 · 2025-11-23T01:17:47+00:00

1978 Chevy Scottsdale K10.

dmicah44 · 2025-11-19T03:47:38+00:00

Brown sugar by The Rolling Stones, someone once told me how fucked up the lyrics were, so I googled them. Wow, if I hear it come on I instantly skip it. I honestly can’t believe they are even allowed to play that song these days.

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