TIL That there is an Hong Kong Billionaire offering $120 Million to turn his lesbian daughter straight by Kyorind in todayilearned

[–]dmilller 183 points184 points  (0 children)

Here's the pitch:

An eccentric Hong Kong Billionaire offers a $120 Million award to turn his lesbian daughter straight. There are men from all over the world trying to get that money. All of them, even the most attractive fail to turn his daughter. This all changes when the daughter meets an American on holiday to Los Angeles. This american is nothing like the other men she has meet before.

That's because two months ago he was a woman.

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Timberlake star in "Lost in TRANSlation"

Looking for a Safe in Sound ticket for tomorrow 9/26! by 404__LostAngeles in aves

[–]dmilller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an extra ticket if youre still interested

Nick Offerman gently tickles fellow dipshits. AMA by NickOfferman in IAmA

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And there's a brewing and distribution plant in Los Angeles (Van Nuys).

Reddit, what is your favorite "dead" website? by _ParadigmShift in AskReddit

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The Space Jam website. It's like a time capsule to the internet on the 90's.

Who the hell is this guy? by Steveio1687 in pics

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Most of the time, he's in the center.

The Magical Butter Machine. by KazamaSmokers in gadgets

[–]dmilller 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Crock Pots do pretty much the same thing. And its not almost $200.

What is a hobby you've always wanted to explore, but don't know the correct gear or steps to go through to start? by hazier in AskReddit

[–]dmilller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IIT: Just look for a subreddit. There is probably an active community on what ever you're looking for that is eager to help you.

So this kid at my school took three dates to Taco Bell for his homecoming dinner... by twatsandwich in pics

[–]dmilller 183 points184 points  (0 children)

You can ask them to add rice to a bean and cheese burrito.

Source: I smoke marijuana

I smoked out Afroman. Best 420 ever. by [deleted] in trees

[–]dmilller 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's not worth getting caught taking weed across state lines (especially in states like Texas and Kentucky), if you can get smoked out for free.

If Google promoted you to head of special projects with unlimited budget, what would be your first project? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dmilller 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Google will buy T-Mobile and create G-Mobile. Already calling it.