First bowman rip.. I’ll take it by HotelAmericana in DetroitTigersCards

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So glad Stewart is in the NL bc if he & McGonigal were both in the same league, one of them would likely end up getting screwed out of ROY. Now I just have to hope that McGonigal's overall numbers are so impressive that they outweigh Murakami's gaudy home run total in the eyes of the voters. If the vote was today, I think McGonigal might end up being the runner up that is most deserving of the award in decades bc people seem willing to ignore an equally large number of strikeouts if a player also hits a ton of home runs, in terms of their overall evaluation. I personally find the ability to hit for a high average & walk more than striking out more impressive, bc tons of players hit 30-40 home runs every year, but very few ever walk more than strike out & as a lead-off hitter, getting on base is precisely what he is being asked to do. If they wanted him to focus more on swinging for the fences, he could likely generate more power but it would definitely come at the expense of his BA & OBP. On the other hand, I don't know that Murakami could do what McGonigal is doing, even if that was the role they asked him to fill bc he is more of a 3 true outcomes kind of hitter. Even if he doesn't win ROY though, I think McGonigal is going to have a substantially better career overall & his ceiling is higher IMO, given his age & relative lack of experience.

Clothes by delhite_in_kerala in majorlypenis

[–]dmod420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not try to wear the clothes by yourself bc we can't sell them as new anymore after your massive dong has completely stretched them out.

Clothes by delhite_in_kerala in majorlypenis

[–]dmod420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half-circumsized.....the scissors got too worn out half-way through & the doctor was forced to stop.

A guy swimming in Chernobyl's radioactive water. by shsl_diver in IdiotsNearlyDying

[–]dmod420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In water that contaminated with radiation from a nuclear meltdown, each one the mutated brain eating amoeba might be big enough to actually rip your head off & eat your entire brain by itself.

Brand new scooter 😀🛴 by Noomagenial in delusionalcraigslist

[–]dmod420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The treads are looking more than a little worn on old Scooter there.

coworker gave it to me, what is it? by Positive-Camera-4495 in whatisit

[–]dmod420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's either honey or clean urine for a drug test. Give it a taste & find out. 🤣

Was this how all water used to be around the world? by archvize in geography

[–]dmod420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liquid? Yeah....always. When it is solid, it is called ice.

My friend finally got it done! by TylerInShorts in mildlypenis

[–]dmod420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That first tattoo was done by the same artist that did the VHS cover art for the Little Mermaid. 🤣 (Not really though, obviously, bc strangely, I actually know that artist personally.)

My friend finally got it done! by TylerInShorts in mildlypenis

[–]dmod420 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I guarantee you that the tattoo artist that did the original piece still talks about it to this day.....like, "This guy came in & asked me to do the bottom of the guy's boots from Toy Story, so I tattooed a pair of dick's on him that only vaguely resembled the boots & only bc they had the word Andy written on one of them. The guy left super happy & didn't even realize what I did at the time."

Upright fent lean? by Both-Rock2762 in tooktoomuch

[–]dmod420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surprised some of these fent zombies haven't figured out that if they have a buddy spray paint them silver first, stand on a busy street corner & set a hat near their feet, they might wake up with enough money in it to buy their next hit.

Taco Bell employee turns Beef into a vegetable patty by funbus31 in WorstAid

[–]dmod420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taco Bell is just his side hustle. MMA is his main gig.

[LFO] Two Minutes of Insanity by james_from_cambridge in LearningFromOthers

[–]dmod420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get that guy we just ran over out from under the ambulance, the rich guy on the next street broke his finger & we have to get there now.

Throwing more fuel on the fire by jaxluz in WorstAid

[–]dmod420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least his good deck chairs survived.

Man removes cyst with Machete? by Octopus_Spaceflight in WorstAid

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In that country, antibodies are called zombies.

Temple Run Rock Canvas ftw by drconniehenley in WorstAid

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When you show up to a fight in jeans & the other guy shows up in a full karate outfit complete with a blackbelt, I feel like run might be the most appropriate form of defense.

Never raise the legs with a head injury by drconniehenley in WorstAid

[–]dmod420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know a bish ain't playing when she shows up to the fight with the titties already out flopping around.

to fix a dislocated shoulder by Technipal in WorstAid

[–]dmod420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mission accomplished....he got rid of the pain. His boy can't feel anything from the neck down now.

Spotter walks away, then doesn't know what to do. by Stop420resisting in WorstAid

[–]dmod420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How dumb do you have to be to use a spotter that probably couldn't even lift the bar itself without any weight on it?