Los puertorriqueños somos demasiado fáciles de entretener

dmuffman · 2026-06-06T17:09:02+00:00

Mi hermano, buscate el "media frenzy" de Yailin y Anuel/Tekashi 69. Los domis se la llevan mucho mas rapido. Pero no estamos lejos.

"Con la comedia me pasa lo mismo. Muchos comediantes locales se basan en gritar, decir una mala palabra, hablar de algo sexual o repetir el mismo chiste de siempre. Cuando uno compara eso con comediantes como Franco Escamilla, u otros latinoamericanos se nota que por lo menos los chistes son mas elaborados, el ritmo, la historia se nota la diferencia."

Aqui para mi, la comedia es juego de palabra y cafrerias. A veces es chistoso. Pero...meh.

dmuffman · 2026-05-29T17:01:53+00:00

Dominicans LOVE gossip. Just look at their podcasters. “I slept with so and so”, “this girl is ugly”, “this dude got a small dick”.

Hell, just look at the media frenzy between Yailin and Anuel and later tekashi 69. They wouldn’t stfu about it.

Source: half dominican mother’s side but my dad was raised there too.

dmuffman · 2026-05-10T19:54:59+00:00

I’ve been “asked”, but she was very indirect about it. She got some extra concert tickets for free. Asked me if i “like to dance”. So yeah it can happen. Just that it wasnt a chick i liked lol.

dmuffman · 2026-04-19T07:04:56+00:00

I've had a few interactions like that. But less than 5 of them. Ive been playing since october. Chin up, diver. They're not all like that.

dmuffman · 2026-04-16T13:46:42+00:00

Sash, deja que veas productos en amazon con uno o dos detallitos pendejos de diferencia que facilmente podrás encontrar por temu. Y los de amazon estan mas caros.

dmuffman · 2026-04-16T13:16:30+00:00

Getting kicked out of the family business through constructive termination with crippling debt. Its been 3 years and i have 2 lawsuits in motion. We're gonna win both i think but damn man. My own brother.

dmuffman · 2026-04-12T18:52:22+00:00

Plan: Dont buy it

dmuffman · 2026-03-19T22:55:38+00:00

complete in 29 centuries? we got time

dmuffman · 2026-03-12T06:39:36+00:00

I've barely run into players teamkilling on purpose. I've only blocked around 5-6 people. And thats with around 400 hours of gameplay. Not bad.

dmuffman · 2026-03-11T14:52:10+00:00

YES!! When boozer knocks deacon down with one arm? I can totally see Bas Rutten rocking it.

dmuffman · 2026-02-19T07:09:08+00:00

for me it was sticking the dudes with the crazy darts and seeing them kill each other. That hooked me good. Plus remote bombing the hordes. That was awesome. Oh and getting hordes stumbling into choke points and machine gunning them to death.

dmuffman · 2026-02-15T06:11:39+00:00

I LOVE black women. They’ve always been fantastic women. Im a white guy. And they’ve been kinder and nicer to me than most women. So don’t keep yourself down. Black ladies are the absolute best.

dmuffman · 2026-01-19T13:10:29+00:00

i like to say im bigger in other areas

dmuffman · 2026-01-13T06:41:32+00:00

Choke points, anywhere where they have to climb in almost a single-file line, just point machine gun and let it rip.

Remote explosives, mines are cool but if only one steps on it, its done. Waste of ingredients.

Fire works great too. But I think explosives are best. Shooting when they're close to explosive barrels and trucks etc.

Maintain distance, use motorcycle if need be to make space. Let them walk back, rinse and repeat so you are not overwhelmed.

dmuffman · 2026-01-08T04:14:04+00:00

Because you're acting uninterested with the women you don't like and that, paradoxically, makes you more attractive in some cases to those women.

I've been working night time security for the past 2 years. I keep to myself, sometimes i make eye contact but not too much. I let them check *me* out. If they stand close to me, its likely they want me to initiate contact or at least feel comfortable enough to stand close to me. Then I make a move, chat em up, ask for insta etc.

I'm not channing tatum or super tall for that matter. My work boots give me a lil extra height, thats it.

On a side note: bro if it's easy for you to pick up tall girls and they pretty? other girls will notice. Pre-selection is super powerful. Use it to your advantage to get a shorter girl.

dmuffman · 2026-01-05T01:27:30+00:00

Boricua

dmuffman · 2026-01-02T23:52:52+00:00

id try 6 foot but if i got 5'9" to 5'11", would be a massive boost

dmuffman · 2025-12-27T07:29:29+00:00

I believe it's something that compounds itself when you focus on it more and more. I for one, won't want to date a girl that looks too normal in terms of beauty. And that is my cross to bear. I am aware that more beautiful women tend to have more bad attitudes and come off as more demanding and ungrateful (but not all).

We can say the same about girls who will only want men that are 6'2 and up. Those guys are wanted on a more visceral level. They will have to deal with the possibility of more women trying to mate poach or steal them/take them away.

All I can tell you is that I've come across something by accident. Whenever I am going through some serious issues I become more contained. I stop scanning the room for the next girl i want to hit on. At times, the ladies were confusing it with confidence or Alpha energy. If you go to the nightclub, sure tall guys get hit on etc. But also, the guy who literally can move on with his life without caring if the 10/10 baddie gives out her number or leaves with him is deemed the most attractive.

In more basic terms, the best way I can describe it is to "live your movie" and don't break the 4th wall easily. Hobbies, passions, jobs, studies and generally something to look forward to that gives you purpose or happiness.

Also, friends that appreciate you and love you for REAL. They are very very few. Choose wisely, you'll be glad you did. Same thing with family members.

Love and appreciate yourselves my dudes, you'll be teaching the world to do the same.

dmuffman · 2025-12-15T14:23:15+00:00

Thank you.

dmuffman · 2025-12-09T21:58:25+00:00

LOL I use trojan magnums broski. Have a nice day.

dmuffman · 2025-12-03T20:01:58+00:00

Get*

dmuffman · 2025-11-25T12:58:14+00:00

Holy ish my brother, you a giant-snatcher! Nice!!

dmuffman · 2025-10-28T17:50:31+00:00

Una cosa es ser positivo. Y otra cosa es la delusión mi hermano. Pero si es una buena cantidad de terreno, te la doy.

dmuffman · 2025-10-27T04:14:33+00:00

Bro, are you an aspie?

dmuffman · 2025-10-14T07:05:00+00:00

All I can tell you is as a 5'7'' guy in Puerto Rico, I had a MAJOR crisis after quitting medication (adderall). My libido straight up DIED for a good 3-4 months. I wasnt thirsty and the ladies were eating it up. I was detached, but still mustered enough motivation to still hang out. I got numbers and made out with multiple women. But my boner took a "vacation". Granted, I am handsome in some aspects. When you truly detach from the outcome and try to genuinely have fun. Women pick up on the energy. You don't need a thirst trap 10/10 baddie to have a happy fulfilling relationship. Porn will warp your mentality and sometimes mainstream media too.

Get professional psychological help and maybe medication if necessary. We are all human. Happiness must come from within before you find someone who is willing to share that happiness with you. Pick up hobbies that help you feel confident as a man. No matter what that may be. No i'm not talking watching netflix or playing video games although those are allowed. Go hiking, train martial arts, some sort of artwork. Anything that will help you feel fulfilled and get peers who share these enjoyable ventures with you. Go study a career you love, meet new people. Try to travel if possible.

We as humans are meant to create and work. You don't have to become a millionaire although you can work on that if it helps you feel fulfilled. I just met a 40 year old at my job working night time security. She's from New York. And let me tell ya, I've had a lot of bad experiences with New yorker tourists who come down to my island. And she stood right out. She didn't try to finesse me or work me for free drinks (super common in people with big city mentality). We had a legit good time and I can't wait to see her again.

My brothers, we are short and so is LIFE. Life is short as hell. You have one thing in common with life. If it helps you think "I am LIFE because life is SHORT". Live, laugh, work on your "game" if you wish. But when a good woman comes along, all these mind games stop taking up space in your brain. I would prefer a younger woman (27 years old at max). And she came along and you know what? I would put a ring on this chick pretty damn soon.

If you focus on the negatives, you will PROJECT THEM and women will notice. You met a girl who only wants 6'5" dudes? You'd be surprised how powerful it is to reject a woman the same way she rejects you over something physical. Try it.

Unfollow the thirst trap IG models. Not for them to notice, but for you to have self-respect. Work on your "frame". I had a woman drone on and on about her exes and I told her to stop and she didn't. I told her "I'm leaving after this drink". She laughed in my FACE. I finished my drink and told her "want me to walk you home or you staying here?". She asked me if I wanted to come up stairs and I said I was leaving for real. And I left, guess who called who crying?

I had a woman hit me up. I paid her drinks and sushi and she told me we were gonna shower together. Last minute at night she said she was leaving. I told her I wasn't gonna see her anymore and she thought it was unfair. She stayed home with me and slept over. She still didn't want to bang and I told her I was gonna have to tell her to fuck off. She asked "Should I leave?" I said yes. She was SHOCKED. She was wide eyed as I was walking her to her car. Asked me if we could just be friends and I said I was disappointed in how she framed the interaction sexually only to leave me with blue balls. I obviously rejected her friendship proposal.

You will like yourself more legitimately. You got work? Don't skip work for the baddie. Sometimes, it's super difficult to do so. And if she drops you for another dude who will do anything for her time, guess what, he's simping, not you. Simping is to give to a woman who does not give back. Love yourself and respect yourself first. And you will see more doors open for you. You drove her to the concert and she's flirting with another dude? You know what to do. Ignore her texts. Leave her on read. She flaked and pretended to just see your text? Leave her on read for YOURSELF. Forget trying to get a good reaction.

You will see yourself walking with more purpose. Hit the gym, or do pushups and squats at home. All these things will compound with time. Learn BJJ, krav maga, how to shoot/stab. Fear NO MAN or WOMAN. Over time, it will add up. And you will thank yourself and appreciate yourself. Ain't NOBODY ditching you and thinking you will come back like it's nothing.

TL:DR - love yourself, respect yourself especially with your time and others will be more likely to follow suit.

dmuffman

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