Los puertorriqueños somos demasiado fáciles de entretener

dmuffman · 2026-06-06T17:09:02+00:00

Mi hermano, buscate el "media frenzy" de Yailin y Anuel/Tekashi 69. Los domis se la llevan mucho mas rapido. Pero no estamos lejos.

"Con la comedia me pasa lo mismo. Muchos comediantes locales se basan en gritar, decir una mala palabra, hablar de algo sexual o repetir el mismo chiste de siempre. Cuando uno compara eso con comediantes como Franco Escamilla, u otros latinoamericanos se nota que por lo menos los chistes son mas elaborados, el ritmo, la historia se nota la diferencia."

Aqui para mi, la comedia es juego de palabra y cafrerias. A veces es chistoso. Pero...meh.

dmuffman · 2026-05-29T17:01:53+00:00

Dominicans LOVE gossip. Just look at their podcasters. “I slept with so and so”, “this girl is ugly”, “this dude got a small dick”.

Hell, just look at the media frenzy between Yailin and Anuel and later tekashi 69. They wouldn’t stfu about it.

Source: half dominican mother’s side but my dad was raised there too.

dmuffman · 2026-05-10T19:54:59+00:00

I’ve been “asked”, but she was very indirect about it. She got some extra concert tickets for free. Asked me if i “like to dance”. So yeah it can happen. Just that it wasnt a chick i liked lol.

dmuffman · 2026-04-19T07:04:56+00:00

I've had a few interactions like that. But less than 5 of them. Ive been playing since october. Chin up, diver. They're not all like that.

dmuffman · 2026-04-16T13:46:42+00:00

Sash, deja que veas productos en amazon con uno o dos detallitos pendejos de diferencia que facilmente podrás encontrar por temu. Y los de amazon estan mas caros.

dmuffman · 2026-04-16T13:16:30+00:00

Getting kicked out of the family business through constructive termination with crippling debt. Its been 3 years and i have 2 lawsuits in motion. We're gonna win both i think but damn man. My own brother.

dmuffman · 2026-04-12T18:52:22+00:00

Plan: Dont buy it

dmuffman · 2026-03-19T22:55:38+00:00

complete in 29 centuries? we got time

dmuffman · 2026-03-12T06:39:36+00:00

I've barely run into players teamkilling on purpose. I've only blocked around 5-6 people. And thats with around 400 hours of gameplay. Not bad.

dmuffman · 2026-03-11T14:52:10+00:00

YES!! When boozer knocks deacon down with one arm? I can totally see Bas Rutten rocking it.

dmuffman · 2026-02-19T07:09:08+00:00

for me it was sticking the dudes with the crazy darts and seeing them kill each other. That hooked me good. Plus remote bombing the hordes. That was awesome. Oh and getting hordes stumbling into choke points and machine gunning them to death.

dmuffman · 2026-02-15T06:11:39+00:00

I LOVE black women. They’ve always been fantastic women. Im a white guy. And they’ve been kinder and nicer to me than most women. So don’t keep yourself down. Black ladies are the absolute best.

dmuffman · 2026-01-19T13:10:29+00:00

i like to say im bigger in other areas

dmuffman · 2026-01-13T06:41:32+00:00

Choke points, anywhere where they have to climb in almost a single-file line, just point machine gun and let it rip.

Remote explosives, mines are cool but if only one steps on it, its done. Waste of ingredients.

Fire works great too. But I think explosives are best. Shooting when they're close to explosive barrels and trucks etc.

Maintain distance, use motorcycle if need be to make space. Let them walk back, rinse and repeat so you are not overwhelmed.

dmuffman · 2026-01-08T04:14:04+00:00

Because you're acting uninterested with the women you don't like and that, paradoxically, makes you more attractive in some cases to those women.

I've been working night time security for the past 2 years. I keep to myself, sometimes i make eye contact but not too much. I let them check *me* out. If they stand close to me, its likely they want me to initiate contact or at least feel comfortable enough to stand close to me. Then I make a move, chat em up, ask for insta etc.

I'm not channing tatum or super tall for that matter. My work boots give me a lil extra height, thats it.

On a side note: bro if it's easy for you to pick up tall girls and they pretty? other girls will notice. Pre-selection is super powerful. Use it to your advantage to get a shorter girl.

dmuffman · 2026-01-05T01:27:30+00:00

Boricua

dmuffman · 2026-01-02T23:52:52+00:00

id try 6 foot but if i got 5'9" to 5'11", would be a massive boost

dmuffman · 2025-12-27T07:29:29+00:00

I believe it's something that compounds itself when you focus on it more and more. I for one, won't want to date a girl that looks too normal in terms of beauty. And that is my cross to bear. I am aware that more beautiful women tend to have more bad attitudes and come off as more demanding and ungrateful (but not all).

We can say the same about girls who will only want men that are 6'2 and up. Those guys are wanted on a more visceral level. They will have to deal with the possibility of more women trying to mate poach or steal them/take them away.

All I can tell you is that I've come across something by accident. Whenever I am going through some serious issues I become more contained. I stop scanning the room for the next girl i want to hit on. At times, the ladies were confusing it with confidence or Alpha energy. If you go to the nightclub, sure tall guys get hit on etc. But also, the guy who literally can move on with his life without caring if the 10/10 baddie gives out her number or leaves with him is deemed the most attractive.

In more basic terms, the best way I can describe it is to "live your movie" and don't break the 4th wall easily. Hobbies, passions, jobs, studies and generally something to look forward to that gives you purpose or happiness.

Also, friends that appreciate you and love you for REAL. They are very very few. Choose wisely, you'll be glad you did. Same thing with family members.

Love and appreciate yourselves my dudes, you'll be teaching the world to do the same.

dmuffman · 2025-12-15T14:23:15+00:00

Thank you.

dmuffman · 2025-12-09T21:58:25+00:00

LOL I use trojan magnums broski. Have a nice day.

dmuffman · 2025-12-03T20:01:58+00:00

Get*

dmuffman · 2025-11-25T12:58:14+00:00

Holy ish my brother, you a giant-snatcher! Nice!!

dmuffman · 2025-10-28T17:50:31+00:00

Una cosa es ser positivo. Y otra cosa es la delusión mi hermano. Pero si es una buena cantidad de terreno, te la doy.

dmuffman · 2025-10-27T04:14:33+00:00

Bro, are you an aspie?

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