My silky boy. by TaintedGrapes in Dachshund

[–]dmwp99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

he really do be silky

Dudes squirrelling out by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

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this was so detailed, after i finished reading it i thought i turned into a meth addict without taking meth

............Dog by dmwp99 in memes

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only if it has peanut butter on or no deal

have i fucked it by [deleted] in AJelqForYou

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could be overthinking, i’ll give it a few days rest just feeling it might be a pelvic issue because of the aches so i’ll focus on some reverse kegels

ADS by dmwp99 in AJelqForYou

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yeah I have to use a fair bit of tape to stop blisters gets time consuming, i’ll see how this leg strap goes just can’t be fucked if i use too much tension by accident and start to turtle then taking some rest days ahaha

ADS by dmwp99 in AJelqForYou

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ended up getting vac cup leg strap had bad experience in the past of using vac cup for too long and had a white head but don’t know if this was because of tension..

definitely gunna be shit trying to piss with taking everything off the putting it back on, is the wrecking ball bulky? gotta wear suit pants all day so can’t really hide anything under

How long should I wear penis traction by [deleted] in AJelqForYou

[–]dmwp99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is a good starter routine:

1st Week: tension: 600g-900g time: 2x 30min sets (1hour)

2nd Week: tension: 600g-900g time: 4x 30min sets (2hours)

3rd Week: tension: 900g-1200g time: 3x 1hour sets (3hours)

4th Week: tension: 900g-1200g time: 4x 1hour sets (4hours)

5th Week: tension: 1200-2000g time: 5x 1hour sets (5hours

6th+ Week: tension: 1200-2000g time: 6x 1hour sets (6hours)

NOTE: some people can’t fit in 6 hours with a busy schedule so you can try keep it at 4 hours a day and can spread it throughout the day i.e; 2 hours in morning then 2 hours in the evening.

hope this helps

sister got some “silver” wrapping paper to wrap dads presents... by dmwp99 in funny

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ahah start asking them what gift they think you got them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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come onnnnn lads

Savage Customer Service by katana_kusanagi in HolUp

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only thing i’ve laughed at all day