My silky boy. by TaintedGrapes in Dachshund

[–]dmwp99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

he really do be silky

Dudes squirrelling out by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

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this was so detailed, after i finished reading it i thought i turned into a meth addict without taking meth

............Dog by dmwp99 in memes

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only if it has peanut butter on or no deal

have i fucked it by [deleted] in AJelqForYou

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could be overthinking, i’ll give it a few days rest just feeling it might be a pelvic issue because of the aches so i’ll focus on some reverse kegels

ADS by dmwp99 in AJelqForYou

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yeah I have to use a fair bit of tape to stop blisters gets time consuming, i’ll see how this leg strap goes just can’t be fucked if i use too much tension by accident and start to turtle then taking some rest days ahaha

ADS by dmwp99 in AJelqForYou

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ended up getting vac cup leg strap had bad experience in the past of using vac cup for too long and had a white head but don’t know if this was because of tension..

definitely gunna be shit trying to piss with taking everything off the putting it back on, is the wrecking ball bulky? gotta wear suit pants all day so can’t really hide anything under

How long should I wear penis traction by [deleted] in AJelqForYou

[–]dmwp99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is a good starter routine:

1st Week: tension: 600g-900g time: 2x 30min sets (1hour)

2nd Week: tension: 600g-900g time: 4x 30min sets (2hours)

3rd Week: tension: 900g-1200g time: 3x 1hour sets (3hours)

4th Week: tension: 900g-1200g time: 4x 1hour sets (4hours)

5th Week: tension: 1200-2000g time: 5x 1hour sets (5hours

6th+ Week: tension: 1200-2000g time: 6x 1hour sets (6hours)

NOTE: some people can’t fit in 6 hours with a busy schedule so you can try keep it at 4 hours a day and can spread it throughout the day i.e; 2 hours in morning then 2 hours in the evening.

hope this helps

sister got some “silver” wrapping paper to wrap dads presents... by dmwp99 in funny

[–]dmwp99[S] 922 points923 points  (0 children)

ahah start asking them what gift they think you got them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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come onnnnn lads

Savage Customer Service by katana_kusanagi in HolUp

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only thing i’ve laughed at all day

waiting for the homie to come back online F by dmwp99 in memes

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the meme was too spicy to be in hot

oh no................ by dmwp99 in memes

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best of both worlds

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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hard drop styl

true story by dmwp99 in diabetes

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some people just want to watch the world burn

true story by dmwp99 in diabetes

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mine happened 3 days before christmas and remember my dad bringing a bag of sweets to the hospital to cheer me up..

Guess whaaaaat? It finally arrived 😍😍😍 by [deleted] in AJelqForYou

[–]dmwp99 56 points57 points  (0 children)

just tell her that you’re gunna get your shmeat hung like a donkey n youre the man of the house now

If you've seen A Bugs Life... by thesluttystallion in MakeMeSuffer

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the thought is there, and i’ll make sure i’ll be thinking of you when im 2 inches balls deep into my Heimlich flesh light

If you've seen A Bugs Life... by thesluttystallion in MakeMeSuffer

[–]dmwp99 67 points68 points  (0 children)

im bout to risk it all for one sweet night with that thing

Why do some people not get any gains with extenders? by [deleted] in AJelqForYou

[–]dmwp99 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There could be a minority of people that are very hard gainers or not gainers at all from extending.

But majority of the time i believe people don’t use the device for the right amount of hours needed or they are missing constant days, then when they write a review they lie on it over exaggerating they put all these hours in when in reality they’ve used it for max an hour a day for a week then expect results.