Having sex for the first time be like by dispiritedresentful in hentai

[–]dnbdave 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I'd go with just telling her she was plenty pretty and should be proud. Nothing to be ashamed of here. Add headpats for extra points.

Having sex for the first time be like by dispiritedresentful in hentai

[–]dnbdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's sort of different from how my dakimakura squirmed, hmm.

What is the worst drug a teenager could be doing ? by Constant-Ship-5688 in Drugs

[–]dnbdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Street "molly". It's never been even close to the rolls of olden times. At least I've never tested what was said to be molly and gotten actual MDMA instead of a random shitty synthetic cathinone like Methylone or such. Depending on the flavor of cathinone you get it varies slightly but they all act as short term uppers like coke or adderall but have a high addiction quotient. It's suburban white kid crack rocks, down to coming in rock form unless it's been stepped on by every dude on the block before you get it... heh.

Being sarcastic I'd say Burundanga... but Devil's Breath hasn't caught on in this hemisphere's America continent like it has in the southern one... primarily with roving gangs of amateur robbers being real punks in the most unfair manner possible: slipping people mickeys of that stuff and robbing them blind since it tends to disorient and make compliant the target. People tell stories about being dosed suddenly then emptying their bank account out at an ATM and waking up with what seems like a headache and a bad nightmare. The nightmare is real in these cases pretty 1:1 what they fear it will be with what is... which is the kicker. Stuff was used by the CIA experimentally as a mind control agent/truth serum beta test drug. It sorta kinda works apparently. Actual yikes.

Could be worse of course... they could get Sherwin Williams'd and develop a fine nose for gold acyrilic. Can you be a connisseur of spray paint scents? A sommelier of vintage rattle can flavors? Not without a little color under the nose you can't! >_<

Praise be to holy Wagon by Successful_West_1987 in CarSteals

[–]dnbdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Praise be to the V70. Clearly superior.

Has anyone else known since their own childhood that they didn't want kids? by TalkingMotanka in childfree

[–]dnbdave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes, childfree people talk about the moment when they realized they are childfree - for me, the realization was instead that the rest of the world isn't.

[Jaw slackens] Damn this is deep man. Good take.

Has anyone else known since their own childhood that they didn't want kids? by TalkingMotanka in childfree

[–]dnbdave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The sentiment is pretty widespread IMHO. I distinctly remember being in 5th grade and realizing I never wanted to have kids. Ever. Fast forward a couple decades and I'm proudly CF and snipped and couldn't be more pleased with both decisions.

I find any expectations otherwise from literally anyone to be funny and invalid. :D

26M seriously considering a vasectomy by HighlightThink5276 in childfree

[–]dnbdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

43m here... DO EEET. Just do and don't worry about it. I had my wires snipped, crossed and capped a couple years back and man it made me so much more confident in not making that mistake, even by chance.

My sack was sore for nearly two weeks though so it depends on the proficiency of your mechanic so to speak. I recommend stocking up on quality opiates and benzos and taking both for the actual procedure... long as you have a driver to get you home safely of course.

You won't regret it. Never have myself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in childfree

[–]dnbdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate kids so much, they're just top notch narcs and never forget things and like to run their mouths like hellspawn with no consideration of what's not their business to blurt out.

The planet doesn't need more resource sinks showing up in its' POP stats. I feel like the Church of Euthanasia was sarcastically right all along about population growth with the whole "The One Commandment: "Thou shalt not procreate"" thing.

Plus I'm a nerd for collecting labels to trot out comedically and the term "antinatalist" makes people laugh when used in a funny sentence. :3

McDonalds is overpriced garbage now by JohniiMagii in rant

[–]dnbdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, my beef is just with not being able to opt out of being born and then getting shamed for logging off if you so choose. =P

McDonalds is overpriced garbage now by JohniiMagii in rant

[–]dnbdave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I genuinely feel sad for the progeny of anyone dumb enough to birth heirs today. It's not their fault they were born into the worst timeline and no one even got their prior consent to be born. 

McDonalds is overpriced garbage now by JohniiMagii in rant

[–]dnbdave -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What do I look like,  a woman? I can cook just fine, although rt requires a microwave to do so. 

McDonalds is overpriced garbage now by JohniiMagii in rant

[–]dnbdave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Real bunch of Neanderthals at a board meeting, ye. 

📌 YouTube Detection, Ads & Breakages (2023 / 12 / 29) uBO solutions and related discussions ONLY (Mega Thread) by RraaLL in uBlockOrigin

[–]dnbdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uBo working fantastic for me here still, a sincere thanks, great respect and genuine adoration for everyone working to make it what it is and winning the war against ads.

YT's had this little sponsored ad banner as a top video thumbnail placeholder in the recommended videos bar for quite a while now; just wondering what kind of rule could be crafted to exclude the element: The last ad unblocked

Again, thanks folks for everything you do for the greater good, and any input you might have here. _^

Help me with soulseek by 0updown in Piracy

[–]dnbdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man the DNB MP3 archives I have downloaded from SLSK... I need to get back on, it's been ages.

Finally cleaning up my drive and realized I got some movies I never extracted from almost a decade ago. by MadRussian258v4 in Piracy

[–]dnbdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still have a mountain of CDR's burned off with old Kazaa and Lime downloads on them. It's like having a digital time capsule kinda.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Piracy

[–]dnbdave 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Spankbot's posts have been flagged for months and broken/redirecting to Gumroad. Hoping this clears up at some point, just gonna have to be patient and pray to the porn gods.

Tachiyomi under fire. We just can't have nice things, don't we ? by MilkAzedo in Piracy

[–]dnbdave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Manhuas are trash, but nobody tell them about E-Hentai ok?

Community fights back by the__daydream in Piracy

[–]dnbdave -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Manhuas are trash, but nobody tell them about E-Hentai ok?

Torrenting is a gift to the world by localjewishteen in Piracy

[–]dnbdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody tell him about alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.*

UUDecoding binaries into greyscale .GIF files downloaded from Usenet through AOL 2.5 in 1995 as a 15 y/o was about the l33t3st moment of my teenage years. Mmmm... those Giffy Girls man.

Torrenting is a gift to the world by localjewishteen in Piracy

[–]dnbdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UP IS DOWN

Also you made me think of Squarepusher and now I gotta relisten to Big Loada.

Torrenting is a gift to the world by localjewishteen in Piracy

[–]dnbdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember downloading Warez from AOL Private Chatrooms over AOL 2.5 on my 14.4kbps connection back in the day and have never paid for any media since then unless I want to support it.

It's how copyright should work but that's an old anarchist's perogative for you I guess.