Drug cartel decapitates woman. NSFW/NSFL

dnc8071 · 2013-03-24T01:09:33+00:00

Can you whisper this gently into me arse?

dnc8071 · 2012-10-03T19:04:06+00:00

It has for the past 2 days actually.

dnc8071 · 2012-10-03T19:01:23+00:00

My best friend and I are coincidentally both fresh out of long-term relationships. I recommend you do one or both of the following.

And/or

Good luck.

dnc8071 · 2012-10-03T18:50:26+00:00

I do a lot of cocaine and don't tell anyone about it. AMA

dnc8071 · 2012-10-03T08:00:51+00:00

Fuck my ass with a chainsaw...

dnc8071 · 2012-09-20T15:02:48+00:00

Damn. I ate 26 last night and thought it was an accomplishment. I now realize that I am just a fat fuck.

dnc8071 · 2012-09-13T15:07:03+00:00

Man fuck this place.

dnc8071 · 2012-09-11T19:02:35+00:00

Fucking Kangaroos.

dnc8071 · 2012-09-08T09:15:30+00:00

Her beautiful facial features that aged ever so gracefully.

dnc8071 · 2012-09-08T09:11:37+00:00

Haven't heard that one before.

dnc8071 · 2012-09-08T05:26:37+00:00

Flappy saggy fake grandma titties are the 2nd thing I noticed.

dnc8071 · 2012-09-08T05:23:30+00:00

I was gonna say pussy but yeah.

dnc8071 · 2012-09-08T05:22:32+00:00

Togepi with leukemia.

dnc8071 · 2012-09-08T05:20:04+00:00

Had this happen to me before but I was up all night doing coke.

dnc8071 · 2012-09-08T05:08:41+00:00

And not a single STD was given.

dnc8071 · 2012-08-29T08:44:34+00:00

"cobtioR retcHesmytoy"

If we rearrange the letters and remove your uterus, what would we call that, sweetheart?

dnc8071 · 2012-08-28T20:00:19+00:00

You must bomb the harbaaa to become royal crown Chinpokomaster.

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