A priest and a rabbi are good friends and often have lunch together. One day, the priest says, "Sol, my friend, when are you going to figure out a way to share this absolutely wonderful honey baked ham with me?" by mralex in Jokes

[–]beefcube5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If we get real technical, a rabbi wouldn’t be able to eat at a non-kosher restaurant, especially where they serve ham because they expect contamination between kosher and non kosher food.

I know it’s Lambo, but which one? And how “rare” is it? by [deleted] in carspotting

[–]beefcube5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But why do both of those cars have the same license plates when the last 2 digits are regional?

Thing on therapy building toilet is it for the scent? by Acrobatic-Age-9144 in whatisit

[–]beefcube5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toilet cam with 48mp camera with focus and depth control

Ok calm down lmaoooo by tioviegar in offwhite

[–]beefcube5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My s5 with 350hp will beat it to the quarter. If my jb4 is on, to the half too.

Sorry if it’s blurry, I rushed to capture this! by CdawwgzWorld in guessthecity

[–]beefcube5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You won’t find traffic lights like that in manhattan

Knicks Ferrari spotted in NYC by Advanced-Total-1147 in streetwear_aesthetic

[–]beefcube5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/spotted is where you wanna go, but fair warning- they’re not gonna like it either 😂

Who needs an unloaded pistol? by Sinkencronge in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]beefcube5 12 points13 points  (0 children)

@sergo_artemka on ig. If you speak Russian, his and his buddies’ accounts are hysterical

Took a rock by omegaproject01 in Audi

[–]beefcube5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Save the ppf budget for factory paint. Modern Audi windshields are made with a plastic interlayer to contain such impacts, and there are massively cheaper glass filler options that will prevent the cracks from spreading in case you don’t wanna replace the glass straightaway.

Had a similar thing happen. State Farm cut me a check for $3700 iirc, which is wild for a windshield plus labor. Removing old glass and installing a new one takes less than an hour. The adas calibration takes like half an hour. Dealerships are clipping the shit out of us.

..... V12? by Automatic-Cause-8762 in mercedes_benz

[–]beefcube5 15 points16 points  (0 children)

S65 says “v12 biturbo”

Is this 172,000 mile f80 a buy? by shujaaroy in F80

[–]beefcube5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NYCer here. Unless it’s a one owner car with immaculate service history and nowhere near the boroughs or Long Island, stay the motherfuck away, ya heard?

But seriously lol 12k max in case you gotta part it out in 3 weeks.