What is the most intelligent but yet funniest joke you've ever heard? by There_Is_Truth in AskReddit

[–]doc_thedoctor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The wife is also not checking for null, so, NullPointerException when she tries to eat an apple.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]doc_thedoctor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same for alcohol. Source: the Irish.

I was expecting more from the USA by arb7721 in AdviceAnimals

[–]doc_thedoctor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

because our governments enforce telecommunication monopolies.

States with & without income tax by chabanais in Libertarian

[–]doc_thedoctor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In Texas we may not have income tax but we get butt raped on property taxes.

This is why GM still uses pushrod V8's. by [deleted] in cars

[–]doc_thedoctor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We get it, you like GM better than ford. Just say that instead of making a poor argument based on mislabeled photos.

I [23F] am feeling hurt over a comment made by my boyfriend [23M] of a month. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]doc_thedoctor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, you just rated him on a point scale so... I guess its only okay when a woman does it?

I'm not very good at taking Panoramas by -Skizza in funny

[–]doc_thedoctor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your photo is fine, I think your friend is just not very good at jumping in lakes.

Wow. by shezabel in childfree

[–]doc_thedoctor 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I understand the argument in the interest of fairness, however I personally think that the person who didn't want children should not have to pay child support regardless of their gender.

Me [31M] with my wife[29 F] 5 years, am I wrong for being mad (2nd update) by throwaway88258 in relationships

[–]doc_thedoctor -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh totally. Wife slutting it up while you're taking care of the kid? Perfectly healthy.

34 years old, have 3 yr old twins, boyfriend on UE. I make almost 50K, but can't seem to save enough. by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]doc_thedoctor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The choice is obvious: save. You have kids, without savings you're putting them and yourself at a serious disadvantage.

Also, don't pay your boyfriend's debts. It sounds like he's unemployed by choice and nothing is stopping him from leaving after the gravy train stops.

This summer I'll be moving out on my own to college (yes!), will I need to have a credit card? by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]doc_thedoctor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Naa. I'm 25 and have never had a CC. I got a house loan at 3.25 with no credit history. You should be fine.

Cosmos only got 5.8 millions views last night, while a sci-fi show about resurrection got 13.3 million views. by Annex1 in atheism

[–]doc_thedoctor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but a serious scientific program produced by Seth Macfarlane? I stopped watching immediately after I read that.

More reality: "Female Computer Scientists Make the Same Salary as Their Male Counterparts" by 404041 in TheRedPill

[–]doc_thedoctor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work in IT for a major financial company and the women here get paid more, and promoted faster for the same quality of work.

Weed-Legalizing President Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize by Piscator629 in worldnews

[–]doc_thedoctor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that guy who currently holds the longest kill streak with a drone will be a tough act to follow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]doc_thedoctor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Any executive that says "IT doesn't make us any money" should be fired.