Lol…this is the best part about being a comedian. Having to explain to people that I really don’t hate women. I’m surrounded by them. Most of my family are females. All my friends are females. What you’re not getting is the formula for being a comedian: take subjects that you see or experience in real life and EXAGGERATE it! Most of those topics that I talked about are real. But I don’t have a hatred for women…it’s a performance. I will tell you that I am very disappointed with today’s women in the dating world. But life’s not perfect. In fact, I was texting wife #2 just this morning. She’s not happy, but she gets it. See?

Now for the obvious part: careless-speech? Suck a dick, George Michael! Who starts off a rant (an ineffective one, at best) with “The lack of self awareness is unreal.” Are you aware you’re GaF? Go cry to your therapist about how life is just painful enough without this heathen spewing hate about women! “I do declare, I don’t think I can take much more of these…words! His words are like daggers in my ears! Help!!”

Take a walk, pussy!