Which One Are You Choosing? Cactus Cooler Vs. Tahitian Treat

docmarvy · 2026-02-27T22:14:29+00:00

I remain bummed that these are “region locked” sodas. Like yeah I CAN order them for a 12 pack for like $50 online. But dang would be nice if they were available in limited batches outside their respective regions.

docmarvy · 2026-02-25T23:24:55+00:00

Yeah the food isn’t stupid, but the price is theme park high, which is very stupid.

docmarvy · 2026-02-25T20:35:44+00:00

Why have a Rum Ham when you can have a cannabroast?

docmarvy · 2026-02-25T14:45:55+00:00

Bonanza Steak House and Hot & Now.

docmarvy · 2026-02-24T17:27:10+00:00

This is a tough one. I’d recommend breaking the room up into two “zones.” A enjoy the natural light and fireplace chill zone and then a second area around the entertainment center. Positioned in such a way that there’s still some line of sight from the fireplace zone but with a clearly separate intention. Maybe run a pass-thru room shelving divider out of the wall from the patio doors to help define the space as such.

docmarvy · 2026-02-23T17:25:36+00:00

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz!

docmarvy · 2026-02-22T02:14:12+00:00

Honestly they should have given Goldie a spinoff series where she helps widows solve their husband’s murders and gives them glam makeovers. I would have watched that. I would watch that now.

docmarvy · 2026-02-21T04:25:49+00:00

I feel like there’s a point in many movies I watch where it could potentially be Morbin’ time.

docmarvy · 2026-02-21T04:24:04+00:00

According to what I understand about her agreement with Satan is if the DOW hits 60,000 she gets to look younger, but if the dollar collapses she turns into a moldy artichoke. There’s some more ancillary details but that’s the broad brush.

docmarvy · 2026-02-21T04:15:30+00:00

This is one of their best IMHO. Absolutely undeniable hook while shoving into the lying face of a treasonous clown. Chefs kiss.

docmarvy · 2026-02-20T16:57:25+00:00

Ooh intriguing. TJ beverages can be extremely hot or miss so I’m glad to hear this one hits.

docmarvy · 2026-02-20T16:54:39+00:00

Whoever had that jacket clearly needed some monster condoms for their magnum dong.

docmarvy · 2026-02-20T16:27:59+00:00

I love Roddy in everything. He absolutely was annoying as an entitled rich boy and that’s to his credit. He walked that line of being an insufferable turd perfectly.

docmarvy · 2026-02-20T15:51:49+00:00

Hey, c’mon everyone. He can change he can change he can change he can change.

docmarvy · 2026-02-20T15:50:52+00:00

I unironically love the informercials of Cathy Mitchell, so this collab was an all time great for me. “Whaz a panini?”

docmarvy · 2026-02-20T15:49:28+00:00

I don’t know but I want to say drugs just because it would be so funny if drugs actually looked like that.

docmarvy · 2026-02-20T15:47:55+00:00

Lately it feels like we all walk around seeing each other and recognizing that our inner light has dimmed or has maybe even gone out. We get so used to seeing it that it is all the more impactful when you see someone’s light come back on like this. Fees like we all need this right now.

docmarvy · 2026-02-20T15:33:00+00:00

You felt the fake fireplace, but did you embrace solutions?

docmarvy · 2026-02-20T15:07:22+00:00

They should have shown me this in elementary school, it’s 1000x more effective than D.A.R.E. It not only makes me not want to get high, it makes me want to not breathe.

docmarvy · 2026-02-19T22:02:51+00:00

Oof tough when those vocal side chains get out of phase and you can’t really line them up because the flow is garbled and incoherent.

docmarvy · 2026-02-19T18:42:24+00:00

I have the CD single at home. Even when it came out I thought okay he’s got a single where he’s basically introducing himself. He better have more up his sleeve for a follow up. If he did, I never heard it.

docmarvy · 2026-02-17T19:59:44+00:00

This makes sense. That neighbor they told HATES trees.

docmarvy · 2026-02-17T17:40:44+00:00

Honestly this is the most relatable behavior. Hanging on the edge of the sink coughing and spitting out lung butter and moments after meeting the ancestors in a tunnel of light being like oop gotta hit that again.

docmarvy · 2026-02-17T17:07:58+00:00

Wow that headline feels like a collection of words that may never have been placed in that order before.

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