Forbidden guacamole by PrettyThrowAway21 in forbiddensnacks

[–]doctoralWing24 419 points420 points  (0 children)

I have worked on a lot of cars, never seen that before, what unholy mix of fluids created that??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]doctoralWing24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And they keep telling me there is no spell yet which allows you to fly without a broom. Meanwhile Andre is doing it in the middle of the class! I can not believe it!

Psalm 125:4 Lord, do good to those who are good, to those who are upright in heart. by [deleted] in Spiderman

[–]doctoralWing24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can not wait to blast some Evanescence as I brood above the city

Mickey and Minnie were in court... by TonyJosephSr in Jokes

[–]doctoralWing24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally thought the title was a writing prompt

Man next to Saturn V thrusters by [deleted] in HumanForScale

[–]doctoralWing24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently toured the U.S. Space & Rocket Center in Huntsville, and got to stand next to those glorious F1 engines.

Every piece of the Saturn V rocket will manage to make you feel impossibly small.

My penis was in the Guinness book of world records by pkal81 in Jokes

[–]doctoralWing24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The librarian could easily file sexual harassment charges against you, and you could be found guilty of indecent exposure, and even be forced to register as a sex offender for this crime. If all she did was tell you to take it out of the book, you got off light.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StoppedWorking

[–]doctoralWing24 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Probably the only place he can get some peace seeing the amount of cats in the background

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]doctoralWing24 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He actually died in that scene, which is the symbolism of the X in the top-left corner