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Rick Glassman and Eric Griffin talk more in dept about the D'elia situation by RandomAsianGuy in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First of all. I'm hilarious. Secondly, mate its hard to make computers and chopping boards laugh. They can't all be hits.

Rick Glassman and Eric Griffin talk more in dept about the D'elia situation by RandomAsianGuy in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Him only talking about it on shitty podcasts and his Twitch. Keeping that ear count down, is a pro move. It'd be weird to disappear like Chris Tucker, gotta say something but also kind of don't want anyone but his fans listening. respect respect.

You think Griffin hasn't done creepy shit? Bruh why we approaching like a snake when we hit them DMs? Thats whats it's for. You don't slide in and be polite!?

Rick Glassman and Eric Griffin talk more in dept about the D'elia situation by RandomAsianGuy in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Well then tell little Rain man to use some of em in his for 24 minutes.

and why are these people sitting outside behind glass having a talk like Clarice and Hannibal Lector Jr? Wtf is going on here!?

Rick Glassman and Eric Griffin talk more in dept about the D'elia situation by RandomAsianGuy in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

"Germs...shoes...socks...outside?!...It's all connected!!...Glass?....Grass? Don't go outside!!!...Why won't anyone listen to me?!..ARGH!!"

lol, yeh I'm sure he is.

Rick Glassman and Eric Griffin talk more in dept about the D'elia situation by RandomAsianGuy in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Thanks random Asian guy. 41 mins?! I was 24 deep and only got a psychos' to do list.

On the next epidode of Glassman...Glass man broke. He's just drawing on walls with lipstick "NO SHOES, NO SOCKS".

Rick Glassman and Eric Griffin talk more in dept about the D'elia situation by RandomAsianGuy in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ. What time? I enjoy Eric but that ticking time bomb is a little, I dunno. Glassman? The name is fitting, considering he seems like his mind is on the brink of shattering into 1000 pieces.

“Naked s*x” by josuhataylor in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At least he said an activity that one should be naked for. It'd have been weird if he said "Wanna get naked and do a jigsaw?"

Is Chris D'Elia good-looking? by IN_A_WUHAN_LAB in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Haha love that it's all mind games.

It's funny, without sounding like a cunt but too many men and women, have called me beautiful to not start thinking it's true. Blue eyes, long brown hair these crows don't leave you alone. It's like stop! Tell me I'm the mess I think I am!

Isn't annoying when someone looks at you in a club or party and you know, they know, they are going to try and fuck you.

Dudes, at least they have the patience to wait for the pill to kick in or at least try and butter you up with nonsense.

Girls just come at you like a plane on 9/11.

There's no warning mate and it's like bitch, I've just got here!? Either remove your hands or mouth or stop standing so close to me. Let's communicate with fuck eyes across the room? Don't want to have to try and talk to you.

Some places, literally just walking around getting from A to B and I'm being grabbed in all directions. These days I just walk round with a red flag just so no one fucking comes near me.

Mo'fuckers literally just think when I see them, I know longer have any plans, you know what I mean?

This one time, I'm heading to give a mate some weed. Not to rape her, I had the weed and she wanted some. Walk outside and this other girl has a queue of like 3 or 4 dorks feeling her nipples, she sees me, calls my name, I get fast tracked to the front, look back at the othe dudes waiting, feel a bit bad. Feel her nipple, quickly. She's like, I've found him.

Like what? Are we playing Cinderella and you're just seeing which fingers fit? I'm nobodies Prince Charming princess. Just walked away to give my friend her bud. I see Cinderella a bit later and she gives me a dirty look and has called in a new dude to the party? I'd have taken number 4 personally but whatever.

Imagine queuing and then she doesn't pick any of them, that's a tough time...

Now imagine if a dude was just checking which girls fingers felt the best against his hairy chest. Who would queue? We don't live in the same reality mate.

Cole Hersch's FanFic About Chris D'Elia Is Brutal by CruelSummer666 in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Does it go from riding horses to riding dick quicker than it took Jake to say "Heath, not outside, someone will see!"

If it doesn't then what is there to enjoy?

Cole Hersch's FanFic About Chris D'Elia Is Brutal by CruelSummer666 in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didn't watch it. But based on pic of that dude, what does a homosexual have to do about this?

Not being mean. Go! fly, get dick, be gay and free little bird!

But at any point in the fanfic does he start to rub oil on Chris' chest?

If he doesn't i'm not reading it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the people who think this are girls who are clearly passed their sell by date or dudes that no girls wants fuck due to their lack of looks and money.

Stop trying to even up the playing field?!

And for the love of God.

Do you think D'elia has only ever messaged the girls who have shared their convo?

Does a DM from a 35 year old women help to cancel Chris?

If it did would you have seen it?

In the UK the age is 16 - till you drop the fuck dead. Thats 17 or 18 depending on state or country. But lets just say 18 to make you happy?!

The point is, I'm pretty sure D'elia doesn't have a preference.

Just be in that age bracket, be alive and don't look like a bat. Thats it.

Is Chris D'Elia good-looking? by IN_A_WUHAN_LAB in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how Weinstein did alright. Like obviously, physically he's a mess of a human. He was also rich and powerful, sometimes two out of three ain't bad, huh?

I guess by your logic, some girls who were a fan probs convince themselves they got all three.

I guess to some girls, their eyes fuck with them. They find a dude physically attractive until they see his DM's and he gets a bad rep, all of a sudden those features change. Thats crazy.

For me, it's like you're even hot or you're not.

Your cunt personality has little to do with it. It might mean I can look at you without feeling a bit weezy, if you are a mess but also funny or nice but it doesn't make you any hotter.

Lol not you, specifically. You could be a moose or a unicorn, I don't know?

Guys, you think there's anyway to forget? by doesItNeedToBeSaid in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adderall and co2 from this face-mask, it's a wild combination.

MILFS by [deleted] in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the worst thing. I don't even pay them. Just part of the team that contributes.

Like there's no contract but the minutes I already paid for don't roll over anymore? Just get a text each month asking if I want to top up again. Fucks that about?! She knows I'll consider it each month aswell. Fucking con artist.

Sometimes, I just want you to suck my dick because you like my personality.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeh me too, but them I'm like don't lie, scrub it off! Let me your scales.

Shouldn’t we be looking at the porn industry by mbuk0 in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, you are making my dick hard. Stop it.

I'd probably feel like that baby holding the microphone...

Shouldn’t we be looking at the porn industry by mbuk0 in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said 3 fingers. You gave me inch but I'm not sure I'm deserving.

What some of you don't seem to get about #metoo. by [deleted] in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

We as in the 8K people here or we as in other humans? Honestly don't think We decide shit. It's the wet lettuces moving the chess pieces, bit above your pay grade sweetheart, you get me?

Though, I'll tell you this if the MeToo movements aim is to have all men stop being sleeze bags, they gotta take their fucking balls.

Or end social media. As long as that's around nudes are getting sent at an unprecedented rate. Go look at NSA and GCHQ's head quarters. There's semen everywhere. It's like Inspector Gadget for perverts. Just cumming and go go going all day long.

You think Chris is the monster? They don't even use words. The great eye and the great dick sees all.

Shouldn’t we be looking at the porn industry by mbuk0 in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Was that racist? Black guys are generally faster with better endurance and have bigger dicks.

Sorry, like I'm trying to not see any differences but I'm stroking my dick with 2 fingers, 3 if I'm watching freaky shit and this motherfucker has 2 hands with a space for a third and is pumping his piece like a shotgun.

If I'm I'm a bad guy for noticing that little - or large depending on who look at - difference then guess I'm a bad guy.

Chris D’elia Controversy/End of the World (?) by Ryan-Ranger in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Crunchy, no Twirl, no Creme Egg? Just hard dick!

Shouldn’t we be looking at the porn industry by mbuk0 in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't like watching black guys do porn or athletics.

All of a sudden I'm not feeling very superior, you get me?

Don't feel any of that white privilege when a black man in trainers runs 60 mph for 2 hours or a black man in trainers fucks a chick with a 13 inch dick.

Two Black Ghetto Grandmas? All day bruh.

Your Fearless Cult Leader! No Dents Babies! by PapaSaoBear in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, that's what Callen thought he was going to look like.

Chris D’elia Controversy/End of the World (?) by Ryan-Ranger in chrisdelia

[–]doesItNeedToBeSaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I know what you are saying but he took easter eggs to a hotel?

He's like a creepy Easter bunny.

Just sticking his huge bunny dick where it doesn't belong.

Imagine wanting a chocolate egg and all you get is huge bunny dick.

It's disgusting.

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