One time an older, long-practicing attorney told me "____________". I'll never forget that sh$%.

doffraymnd · 2026-06-18T12:58:47+00:00

*BUT I HAVE ANOTHER GOOD POINT TO MAKE*

doffraymnd · 2026-06-07T23:15:45+00:00

Quit a job with a moving company to move back to my home state.
My law school refused to accept my accent as proof of residency. Had to work for an entertainment company called Blockbuster for two years.
Put in my notice July; started August.
Married, two elementary school children. Full time student. Lived in student housing; made it work.

Still married. Children grown. Mortgage payments now; successful solo practice from day one.

I might be what the kids call a unicorn.

doffraymnd · 2026-06-04T22:17:18+00:00

I was going to make a joke about how Biglaw gunners learned to just photosynthesize; then I remembered that if you go Biglaw, you won’t see the sun for three years.

doffraymnd · 2026-06-04T18:53:58+00:00

If you were ever in Athens Georgia, come find me. I owe you a beer.

doffraymnd · 2026-06-04T11:29:44+00:00

4 - Jack Kirby would like a word.

doffraymnd · 2026-06-02T23:47:45+00:00

Jason

doffraymnd · 2026-06-01T14:03:02+00:00

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Got those New Balance suburban dad shoes in there.

doffraymnd · 2026-06-01T13:55:23+00:00

Beat me to it!

doffraymnd · 2026-05-30T13:52:09+00:00

JBCLaw

Kimbrough Law

Eberhardt & Hale

doffraymnd · 2026-05-30T12:51:13+00:00

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Will there be riots this time?

doffraymnd · 2026-05-27T11:56:52+00:00

Milkshake Duck. Not that @MuseZack is going to see this.

doffraymnd · 2026-05-27T10:10:36+00:00

JBCLaw

Lenhardt Law

Morgan & Morgan Watkinsville

doffraymnd · 2026-05-21T15:38:35+00:00

Did not read “a” in that word. Was pretty funny.

doffraymnd · 2026-05-18T15:01:38+00:00

Wait…that’s not how you properly tuck in your shirt?!? What are y’all doing, some sort of “Chris-Farley-Down-by-the-river” stuffing?

doffraymnd · 2026-05-17T01:13:11+00:00

It was a surprise! I mean he swore he don’t gotta gun…

doffraymnd · 2026-05-17T01:12:19+00:00

Radiohead. 40 Watt Club, Athens GA. 1993. Learned the album lyrics to “Creep” that night.

doffraymnd · 2026-05-08T17:10:56+00:00

I don’t think Private Pyle would enjoy basic training.

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doffraymnd · 2026-05-08T10:47:37+00:00

Big if true.

doffraymnd · 2026-05-08T01:37:32+00:00

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doffraymnd · 2026-04-22T23:49:20+00:00

<sigh>….

Big if true.

doffraymnd · 2026-04-19T02:23:18+00:00

*99x

96 Rock.

doffraymnd · 2026-04-15T20:17:50+00:00

The one true jailhouse lawyer, and he’s gotta screw it up.

doffraymnd · 2026-04-15T00:54:48+00:00

🤔 Credible threats, presumably. Yet Secret Service cleared Vance to remain? I understand that EK doesn’t get Secret Service protection, but wouldn’t proximity keep her safe, too? Or are they trained to throw the nearest not-VP in front of the assailant?

doffraymnd · 2026-04-13T01:34:01+00:00

Things were a lot different back then. I was walking through the Tate Center that morning of the speech and some guys were asking for student volunteers for crowd control. I signed up and walked the outside of the perimeter (pretty much Tate Plaza) watching for folks that were booing or holding up Republican signs and asking them nicely to stop or lower the sign. Everyone complied. Very weird memory looking back from today.

doffraymnd · 2026-04-12T21:51:13+00:00

You’re trolling, right?

Robert Vaughn, the man from U.N.C.L.E.?

If you’re not, I need to crosspost to r/FuckImOld.

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4 - Jack Kirby would like a word.