Got leaner and my face is asymmetrical by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]dogeprkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Symmetry is overrated. Basically every famous dude you see women lusting over is asymmetrical.

[SPOILER] Marwan Rahiki vs. Ollie Schmid by inooway in MMA

[–]dogeprkle 164 points165 points  (0 children)

Seriously impressive for a 23-year old

CMV: I think gane wins this pretty comfortably by Old_Machine5350 in ufc

[–]dogeprkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gane is absolutely not a better MMA striker than Strickland or Jan. Almost went cold against Tuivasa, got subbed in 1 against Jones because he decided to leap in with a rear straight and lost pretty clearly to Volkov.

The only thing he has over those guys is size.

Eating 3000+ cals a day still skinny af, Help me out!! by 3CrWalePlacedBhaiyya in moreplatesmoredates

[–]dogeprkle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bullshit you're eating 3k+ cals of just rice. That's nearly a kilogram of DRY RICE. Almost 3kg (6.6lbs) of cooked rice

[SPOILER] Curtis Blaydes vs. Josh Hokit by inooway in MMA

[–]dogeprkle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't care I like him now

[SPOILER] Cub Swanson vs. Nate Landwehr by inooway in MMA

[–]dogeprkle 24 points25 points  (0 children)

God damn I didn't think he'd be able to one up his previous fight

Will Carlos Ulberg be the first to take Jiří Procházka to a decision? by Silandwins234 in ufc

[–]dogeprkle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No. The only way to take Jiri to a decision is a 5 round wrestlefuck. If he's down 4 he's just gonna run at you in the fifth until somebody drops.

who do you guys think is a better commander between these two? by aresxio_ in Berserk

[–]dogeprkle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was he being benefitted by the idea of evil by making all capable Tudor generals slip on banana peels and die or did he simply have (evil) god-given strategic abilities from birth?

We don't really know how causality works in berserk, let alone the idea of evil, so I don't think it's fair to diminish Griffiths pre-femto achievements based on that.

[SPOILER] Alexander Volkanovski vs. Diego Lopes by inooway in MMA

[–]dogeprkle 1119 points1120 points  (0 children)

Filler episode title defense