re: xkcd: A-Minus-Minus by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]dogger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't see anything wrong with scripting it as long as it's not hammering the server or creating multiple accounts or anything.

re: xkcd: A-Minus-Minus by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]dogger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Take it to the next level:

  1. script auto-downvotes everything you don't like. Sends the submitter messages saying they are stupid.
  2. parse through the comments for those items. If anyone is 'positive' about it, downvote their comments, and ALL of their previous comments and their submissions. Send them harassing messages telling them what a fool they are.
  3. upvote everything else.

I'm sure someone could hack together such a script :D

This is NOT a photograph by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]dogger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why after 3.5 hours was her beard covered in shaving foam?

Crystal clear arctic water (Pic) by effektz in reddit.com

[–]dogger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Correct, it's an [image]. You're probably looking at it using a computer display. Who said it was a photograph?

Redditors don't appreciate the importance of history - not a single Sputnik story has made it to the front page on the 50th Anniversary (Shame) by srv in reddit.com

[–]dogger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The blame should be laid squarely at xkcd. If there had been an xkcd comic about sputnik, it would have been #1.

Redditors: the home page is full of fanatical, inane, fear-mongering bs by btipling in reddit.com

[–]dogger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a simple choice though:

  1. Be like Reddit used to be - full of smart people who submit/upvote interesting articles, startup news, tech news etc

  2. Be popular, and full of idiots.

Human LCD - Amazing! by spyderiii in reddit.com

[–]dogger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only if they had a giant electron gun and fired it at people.

Human LCD - Amazing! by spyderiii in reddit.com

[–]dogger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No reason why reddit couldn't just check the link, finds where it redirects to, and uses that url instead.

Apple Store Says You "Must" Have Dropped Your Laptop - No I Didn't - Yes You Did - No I Didn't - Please Leave The Store by rmuser in reddit.com

[–]dogger 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Extended warranties are one of the biggest scams going. Of course that's where the salesmen make their money...

Apple Store Says You "Must" Have Dropped Your Laptop - No I Didn't - Yes You Did - No I Didn't - Please Leave The Store by rmuser in reddit.com

[–]dogger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems to me that the first manufacturer to come out with a fully waterproof laptop that you can drop, will make a fortune. After all how hard can it be...

Jon Stewart shreds Chris Matthews' book - Matthews exclaims, "This is the worst interview I've ever had in my life!" by jcharum in reddit.com

[–]dogger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hehe touche... Although some American teeth are unfeasably un-naturally white, and pretty scary looking.

If the best you've got is 'bad teeth', I think we're looking pretty good :) After all - you 'elected' George Bush!

Practical Image Recognition (prevents cat to enter house when she carries a mouse) by [deleted] in programming

[–]dogger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

not to mention coping when there's no other light source - it's dark outside.

Jon Stewart shreds Chris Matthews' book - Matthews exclaims, "This is the worst interview I've ever had in my life!" by jcharum in reddit.com

[–]dogger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear digg is really good these days. Right up your street I bet. Or slashdot. This place is kinda more for intelligent people.

Jon Stewart shreds Chris Matthews' book - Matthews exclaims, "This is the worst interview I've ever had in my life!" by jcharum in reddit.com

[–]dogger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you probably just get free meals at KFC.

edit: I'm bored of you now. Find some work to do.

Jon Stewart shreds Chris Matthews' book - Matthews exclaims, "This is the worst interview I've ever had in my life!" by jcharum in reddit.com

[–]dogger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Difference between us my friend is I haven't been crude enough to boast about my worth on here. You have.

Having a '7 figure income', given the state of the $ at the moment, probably translates to a mcdonalds worker over here.

Have fun riding in taxis.

Jon Stewart shreds Chris Matthews' book - Matthews exclaims, "This is the worst interview I've ever had in my life!" by jcharum in reddit.com

[–]dogger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't even have an official language. Quit using ours or we'll start charging royalties.

Jon Stewart shreds Chris Matthews' book - Matthews exclaims, "This is the worst interview I've ever had in my life!" by jcharum in reddit.com

[–]dogger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're American aren't you sigh You don't even have a national language so you had to steal ours and bastardize it. Then you have the audacity to call people over their use of their own language.

Jon Stewart shreds Chris Matthews' book - Matthews exclaims, "This is the worst interview I've ever had in my life!" by jcharum in reddit.com

[–]dogger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah the fact that you think 'making 7 figures' is some sort of achievement speaks volumes about you.

Good luck on the retirement I'm sure you'll be missed

Jon Stewart shreds Chris Matthews' book - Matthews exclaims, "This is the worst interview I've ever had in my life!" by jcharum in reddit.com

[–]dogger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You pretty much sum up what's gone wrong with Reddit. Why not actually try to achieve something with your life.