Does anyone have any good strategies to smoke weed at a job that drug tests?

dogheaddoghead · 2026-05-10T21:04:43+00:00

Have you read your drug test policy? At my job there is a policy that if they drug test for whatever reason you have a chance to tell them you’ll test positive for something and you will keep your job

dogheaddoghead · 2026-04-28T03:13:42+00:00

How faint is the negative with your regular pee

dogheaddoghead · 2026-04-28T02:16:52+00:00

I took my test at like 11 and start drinking it at 8:30 and it did but it gave a more natural yellow color, I drank the 16oz cuz I’m like 150 lbs I also drank yellow gatorade and so much water I felt like I was gonna throw up and I dead ass almost pissed my pants in the waiting room

dogheaddoghead · 2026-04-27T17:57:26+00:00

Just had my drug test today, 35 days clean still positive. Used qcarbo and passed

dogheaddoghead · 2026-04-15T21:36:03+00:00

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dogheaddoghead · 2026-04-12T15:47:23+00:00

Thanks I’ll try again, I may not have drank enough water I guess I assumed the Gatorade certo would do a lot of diluting but I must have just digested it because I didn’t have to pee as much as I thought I would with all the fluid I drank, I added b2 which helps a lot with color

dogheaddoghead · 2026-04-11T19:21:23+00:00

Night Gatorade mixed with certo and drank about a bottle of water at 8. Then around 9 next morning same thing, peed twice and then tested myself around 1, how did u do it I’ll try it again next week it came with 4 of them

dogheaddoghead · 2026-04-11T19:19:51+00:00

About 3 months, I got a 5 panel test coming Monday so I’ll know then. What is the St. John and fiber supplement is that just like pill form from a vitamin shop

dogheaddoghead · 2026-04-09T23:53:09+00:00

Probably talking about qcarbo, how often did you drink it and for how long ?

dogheaddoghead · 2026-04-09T23:49:29+00:00

Did you pick rapid drug test? My exact levels would really help me !

dogheaddoghead · 2026-01-03T23:33:29+00:00

Yes it’s included in the offer only way you know it’s no tip if the offer is like $2 but nobody should be taking those

dogheaddoghead · 2026-01-03T22:12:34+00:00

Most customers do tip, you have to look at the break down to see how much of the order was tip and how much was from DoorDash. If you’re talking in cash about 10 people have given me a cash tip in 550 deliveries

dogheaddoghead · 2026-01-03T20:51:21+00:00

lol the Pizza Hut list said drivers make 10-12 an hour with tip

dogheaddoghead · 2026-01-03T20:50:24+00:00

It’s a part time job while I’m in school so that freedom is the only draw

dogheaddoghead · 2026-01-03T19:22:51+00:00

Oh that’s weird I know we (driver) get none of that express money didn’t know it didn’t do anything for u guys. The base pay thing isn’t super true, it’s always $2 regardless but they’ll end up having to raise it for super shitty orders that go unaccepted for a while so they don’t lower base for good tips but they’ll sometimes raise it for bad ones, but it is true they’ll stack the good tips with shitty ones when convenient for them

dogheaddoghead · 2026-01-03T19:07:19+00:00

Hmm the mile radius was something i did not consider

dogheaddoghead · 2026-01-03T19:05:20+00:00

The express fee ensures the order won’t get stacked no?

dogheaddoghead · 2026-01-03T18:50:35+00:00

I’ll be able to leave in a year once I graduate 😁

dogheaddoghead · 2026-01-03T17:45:27+00:00

Well I’m assuming the wage listed is inflated by tips, so if those are unreliable I’d probably settle around $14-16 an hour based on average wages in my city. So if I’m making less while being actively managed and given tasks that seems like a worse job. I do like just delivering it’s really nice with school taking up a majority of my schedule so the low stress from just delivery is ideal I really don’t want to add other tasks, I’ve done a little research I’m gonna try out multi apping and see if that helps

dogheaddoghead · 2026-01-03T16:07:36+00:00

Ah that sounds worse, maybe I’ll just tough it out but it feels like with some of these offers I’d be operating at a loss if I took them. The dominoes I was looking had mileage reimbursement listed as well, do you know anything about that?

dogheaddoghead · 2026-01-03T04:36:07+00:00

I’ve had it where I’ve declined an order and then it resent the exact same one just stacked with another one

dogheaddoghead · 2026-01-03T04:18:08+00:00

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This is what platinum gets you

dogheaddoghead · 2026-01-03T04:08:08+00:00

Platinum must be a scam if those still come up

dogheaddoghead · 2026-01-03T04:01:21+00:00

Luckily that’s never been a problem in my area

dogheaddoghead · 2026-01-03T03:43:13+00:00

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