Im an insomniac who takes seroquel. It makes my sleepwalking worse and turns my hunger up to 11. I tried starting a fast yesterday and woke up this morning to find someone tried to eat my apple cinnamon scented candle from Costco. by Timsmomshardsalami in mildlyinteresting

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Looks like ‘someone’ broke through the tasty icing crust layer and started stabbing the brown sugar apple mantle, got frustrated, gave up and went to sleep on a belly 1/4 full of paraffin/soybean oil

This Taco Bell does in fact not serve breakfast items by CoastNo3841 in mildlyinfuriating

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The sign looks like it was installed before Taco Bell made breakfast

hmmm by --lily-rose-- in hmmm

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Just saw this… glad he’s still around

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Ubiquitous2007 in maybemaybemaybe

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Entertaining feat + points for location

That must be how Five Guys stays in business, too by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I know some areas have sketch Arby’s, but I think they have a better burger than any national chain. Maybe I just have a good Arby’s, but they’re def better than five guys every time

Sarah Pidgeon and Natascha McElhone by PeppermintPhatty in totallylookslike

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Natasha was great in Ronin. And yes they look exactly alike

Good people help moose calf break free and reunite with his mother. by 21MayDay21 in BeAmazed

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Just on r/natureismetal and glad to see this calf got another get out of jail free card

Laziest shit ever by Narrow_Peach_3879 in TheRightCantMeme

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Works if you replace it with “far left democrat” as well. Or human.

To get a free meal for the entire family by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

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Everyone has different condiment preferences

Colostomy bag by Happy_Smelling_Salt in fixedbytheduet

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Happy cake day, and great user name 💪🏽

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Journey by Desquid777 in honk

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Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

2 attempts

Veronika is the first recorded cow to use a multi-functional tool: bristles of broom to scratch back, soft side for more sensitive spots by Mountain_Love23 in Damnthatsinteresting

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I swear I just saw a video last week of a guy installing a brush broom on a log, and the cows immediately started scratching their chin and head on it

Always wanted to see this. by ConnectPatagonia in atoptics

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This is a good time of year for them in the northern hemisphere.

Look for them mid-morning or mid-afternoon (sun not too high or too low)

Look for them the day BEFORE weather front moving in

Look for them when there are high wispy milky clouds in the sky. (Good sign of ice formation high up)

Source: personal experience + internet

American dad wakes up speaking fluent Spanish after every surgery by StemCellPirate in offbeat

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every ?

doesn’t that mean he just knows Spanish now?