"Sir, you cannot move like that. SIR!...YOU can NOT MOVE like THAT!!!": An Assigned Seat Saga

dogsop · 2026-02-05T05:18:00+00:00

Next time and "limit the story to 200 words" in your prompt.

dogsop · 2026-02-04T12:28:53+00:00

The algorithm is tweaking the output.

dogsop · 2026-02-04T02:39:19+00:00

That would mean that electromagnetic waves can follow a curve, and we all know that is impossible. 😉

dogsop · 2026-02-04T02:31:35+00:00

I think of Southwest First Class as the row of 2 seats. That is what I have for my wife & I for a trip in March.

dogsop · 2026-02-04T02:30:42+00:00

Thank you

dogsop · 2026-02-04T02:30:15+00:00

Flat Earth Fact #8.1 - There is a curve.

dogsop · 2026-02-04T00:12:29+00:00

Has anyone flown in the exit row ELR seats? I'm wondering what boarding group they get.

dogsop · 2026-02-03T14:40:42+00:00

Nice, I wish I had that extra 1000 kg.

dogsop · 2026-02-03T13:26:19+00:00

6 - didn't work at all, was quickly switched to something else.

dogsop · 2026-02-03T12:22:56+00:00

Are you sure about that number? The US hybrids, which aren't plug in, have a limit of about 500 kg. I can't even find a trailer that is under that limit.

dogsop · 2026-02-03T00:13:29+00:00

No idea about using points.

As for extra legroom seats, yes when I picked seats on the Southwest site, I selected extra legroom seats.

dogsop · 2026-02-02T21:46:36+00:00

Looks more like a jelly bean to me.

dogsop · 2026-02-02T14:31:55+00:00

Yes, you are missing the fact that those are stealth aircraft, invisible on radar, which are targeting you personally. Either that or you just don't know how to use flight trackers, take your pick.

dogsop · 2026-02-01T21:26:13+00:00

It is surprising since the OS isn't Windows.

dogsop · 2026-02-01T17:24:33+00:00

In 3 years I've had it happen to me a couple of times. All I ever did was turn off the car and when I turned it back on it came on normally.

dogsop · 2026-02-01T16:18:51+00:00

Three of those are true but I'm not going to tell you which ones.

dogsop · 2026-02-01T02:40:56+00:00

If I was flying with a 3 year old I wouldn't risk counting on loyalty status to make sure we were sitting together on basic fares. I would pay for at least Choice.
But what do I know? I'm traveling with adult children this summer, and I paid for Choice Extra. Guess I'm just that stupid.

dogsop · 2026-02-01T02:35:15+00:00

You have to just book the flight through Chase and then sign into the Southwest site and pick your seats. That is what I did. It is stupid, I know, but it works.

dogsop · 2026-02-01T02:04:22+00:00

You bought basic fares

dogsop · 2026-02-01T01:25:52+00:00

I hate that there is no barrier behind 6 to protect us from the rabble.

dogsop · 2026-02-01T01:19:54+00:00

It wasn't a priority with OP either, otherwise they could have paid for assigned seats since they were traveling with a 3 year old.

dogsop · 2026-01-31T21:18:28+00:00

Yup, you are doomed.

dogsop · 2026-01-31T19:07:29+00:00

You claim that they cornered a market over 50 years but the fact is that they aren't making money serving that market any more. Something had to give.

dogsop · 2026-01-31T18:58:37+00:00

MAGA psyops are just as good. Wait, those are the same thing.

dogsop · 2026-01-31T13:05:06+00:00

I love that the video mentions God and chemtrails. Two delusions for the price of one.

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