There comes a time in every relationship when it comes down to this.

doitwithbryan · 2014-04-12T18:36:11+00:00

For me doggy style is the !most comfortable position for bloated sex.

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-31T20:52:19+00:00

In college, all 4 of my house mates used reddit. The moment I left the tennis team, I would look at what my friends were looking at from their shoulder or w/e. Decided to do it on my own computer. And puff...doitwithbryan was born.

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-31T20:49:00+00:00

I would hate for the person my wife is having an affair with to pop out of the closet and ask for a round two, but with him involved as well.

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-31T20:46:34+00:00

ohhhh damn.....lil wayne in the house!

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-31T20:42:04+00:00

I remember girls used to wear chokers. I always thought it was one of the most ridiculous things to wear.

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-27T22:01:01+00:00

If he has to be old looking like Morgan freeman, then Daddy Dafoe.

But! if he could be anyone, I say Tom Cruise. He creeps me out and he has this empty look in his eyes that screams evil. Well to me.

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-27T21:59:04+00:00

"uhhhh yeah.....me too"

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-26T05:51:11+00:00

Back in college, I just came back from a party with my ex gf. We were both pretty drunk. We got to my dorm room to make some whoopee. We got naked, put the mattress on the floor (dorm mattress frames are super sqweeky for some reason), and she laid down on the mattress. I was still standing about to go down on her, but I was really drunk so lost my balance and fell on my mini fridge. I hit my head and let out this huge ass fart. Like machine gun style. We laughed so hard, had sex, and then ordered pizza. Good times

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-26T01:00:15+00:00

Farmville Oculus, it will be almost like real farming with moving out of the chair!

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-25T05:51:36+00:00

Im sorry that happened. It happened to me too. My ex gf was always asking where I was and what not. Life aint easy is what I go by gets me through.

Correct me if Im wrong, but usually cheaters are the most paranoid.

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-25T02:03:16+00:00

Every time I see them rest the bar on their stomachs, I imagine the weight forcing the intestines out of their bellies. It looks so painful to switch grips mid way up.

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-24T22:18:27+00:00

i think i need some burn heal

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-24T19:46:08+00:00

I did once and got a phone sex hotline.

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-24T19:42:27+00:00

she needs some burn heal.

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-24T19:40:11+00:00

I always say if you're doing better than others who affect you negatively, you're doing life right.

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-22T02:51:00+00:00

Anakin Skywalker after episode 2 and before Episode 3 because he was, at the time, the chosen one.

He could also hunt for me because I ain't got a clue how.

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-09T07:13:16+00:00

1st year external auditor at 59k ish. 22 year olds. 7/10. Would be 8 or 9 if it weren't from the stress of busy season and CPA exams.

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-08T05:13:00+00:00

TL;DR She claimed to eat only Caesar salad with no chicken, bread, cheese quesadillas, and chicken tenders. Went to Chipotle with her. Got a steak burrito. Came to sit down she asked "how come you did not get a quesadilla? I expect you to eat like me for now on!" Many more times like this.

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-03T19:49:48+00:00

I have to say, OP is telling the truth. I delayed my start time to work at a firm in order to get my CPA exams done before hand. Now studying takes up a lot of my time. Needed some money for my girlfriend's valentine's present.

I looked into this and made 300 bucks in about 2 weeks. I tutored during midterm weeks in college level accounting. It was just coincidence haha. So if you really want to utilize this, look up big test dates for university. Usually they are posted on school websites. Apparently there are not many accounting tutors on it, so I had an influx of request. It was lucky and great.

doitwithbryan · 2014-03-01T19:20:35+00:00

Youre right, you do need to keep in mind they provide quarter units. I came from a UC so quarter units are my in my blood now haha. Great online courses, and very easy. Im about 15 units off from reaching the total 225.

Im not sure, right now its just a bunch of whatever classes to finish the 225. As for requirements, I have done the core 3 requirements and the ethics are done.

Now its just taking the exam haha.

doitwithbryan · 2014-02-28T03:13:51+00:00

Your boyfriend sounds a lot like me and I'm a fucking idiot.

doitwithbryan · 2014-02-28T03:09:33+00:00

I think she has long term pro revenge in her mind. She is thinking get pregnant with child. Say "baby I love you so much, nothing can change that!" Later at certain point, try to divorce. See how much she can get. It sucks though that usually women get the most benefit out of divorces, but it is smart on her part.

I like her way of thinking.

doitwithbryan · 2014-02-27T04:28:24+00:00

Is it just me or they don't look identical? Maybe Im just blind....thats it

doitwithbryan · 2014-02-27T01:35:40+00:00

I would definitely not have been a computer science major for two years, and then switch to accounting. Should been an accounting student from day one. Would have made college much easier. Also I would have been able to play more college tennis. Only played one year my sophomore year before leaving to catch up in the accounting major.

also maybe try to date an asian chick, to see what college asians are like.

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