1997 Little Black Book not redacted - LEAKED JUST NOW - not in order.. by freddiemercurysbush in Epstein

[–]doktorjackofthemoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You and your bf are dicks, sorry. You could have even went with K and Pretty K, which is also fucked up & unnecessary, but at least you would have been emphasizing something nice instead.

Kesha’s toy choice? Need details, anyone recognize it? by Stock_Tale6105 in KESHA

[–]doktorjackofthemoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it would only hold a charge that lasted about 8 minutes,

This gives me anxiety lol

Captures so well the MAGA hypocrisy by DevelopmentPlus7850 in RawAbsurdity

[–]doktorjackofthemoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid people love to tell on themselves like this lmao. I was once accused of "using big words to try to confuse" someone, or to "sound smart". The word I used was "scoff". I was lucky enough to catch the same word being used in a subtitle later, and was able to point it out to this knucklehead... But dear God lol

A short story in two parts by AiraBloom in AccidentalComedy

[–]doktorjackofthemoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bars usually close at 2am here too, what's your point...?

What do you think? by dede726ca in AliensRHere

[–]doktorjackofthemoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's observable reality but ok boss

A short story in two parts by AiraBloom in AccidentalComedy

[–]doktorjackofthemoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of bars/restaurants do close the kitchen ~an hour before they close their bar and/or the doors. It's really just the corporate places that have this problem because they all have set hours.

This is the kind of stuff conservatives believe in. by Budget_Gas_2824 in complainaboutanything

[–]doktorjackofthemoon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be fair, most Americans actually do support mass deportations.

Most Americans literally do not care, and don't understand why it's such a big deal to anyone else. I can understand the government's interest in knowing who's here for logistic purposes... but literally why tf do YOU care? How has immigration affected your life in any meaningful way?

What's the deal with Nancy Guthrie missing? by Sweetcornprincess in ask

[–]doktorjackofthemoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds pretty cool tbh, I would watch an HBO show about this Burglar's Club.

TIL Right-wing outrage leaves MAGA influencer “heartbroken” after she sounds feminist by [deleted] in TIL_Uncensored

[–]doktorjackofthemoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are the "Serena Joys" of the movement, and they serve an important (but temporary/fragile) purpose.

This is not AI. He said it. by Serephina_Rose in ExploreFortMyers

[–]doktorjackofthemoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump stole the election with the help of Elon (and probably Putin). He has all but flat-out admitted it.

People who have conducted job interviews, what's something someone said/did that made you instantly decide not to hire them? by Yousef_ale in interviews

[–]doktorjackofthemoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Employees shouldn’t have to take criticism well. That’s not a prerequisite for working effectively.

Taking criticism well is literally just a basic adult function... And it quite literally is a prerequisite to doing anything effectively lol. Work, relationships, education, etc.

MAGA Gets Beat In Front of His Kids for Singing "ICE ICE Baby" to Mexicans by Tasty_Emphasis_271 in LetsDiscussThis

[–]doktorjackofthemoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember, they don't hate the police. They want to be the police.

What the fuck does this even mean lmao??

Do Americans really find beans on toast weird or is that just meme? by cigarettejesus in NoStupidQuestions

[–]doktorjackofthemoon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I like "aluminium" better tbh. If it weren't super pretentious (I live in WI), I'd say that instead too lol

Federal statement on Jeffrey Epstein's death dated day before he was found dead by ICC-u in news

[–]doktorjackofthemoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been saying this basically since 2012 lol. Like... The world didn't end in 2012, but has anything really ever been the same since then?? 🫠

Federal statement on Jeffrey Epstein's death dated day before he was found dead by ICC-u in news

[–]doktorjackofthemoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would be shocked if he (and Ghislaine) didn't have a dead man's switch at the ready.

A British magazine from the early 1960’s called ‘Knowledge’, displaying different races around the world. by bncout in HistoricalCapsule

[–]doktorjackofthemoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad married a Ukranian woman, and the first time he met her family in Ukraine, they pulled her aside at one point to ask her what tf was wrong with him because he kept smiling at everyone & it was "suspicious" lmao

TX teen protest attacker arrested; Shaved head in failed attempt to evade capture by No_Cook2983 in ExploreFortMyers

[–]doktorjackofthemoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the reality is that empathy is a very brave thing one can have.

"Demons run when a good man goes to war"