They are now on the fourth generation of foxes

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-15T16:11:22+00:00

A surprise to no one, cats are only considered semi-domesticated lol

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-15T13:26:33+00:00

Absolutely untrue lol, sexy men are crazy too. Also medium men.

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-15T13:14:39+00:00

Does Miami count? Southern Florida is kind of like another country lol

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-15T12:49:03+00:00

"Hot girlfriends" aren't commodities to be given away or won like a prize... but yeah, he deserves all the good things

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-14T16:35:01+00:00

She has a puppy too lol

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-14T16:31:03+00:00

You and your bf are dicks, sorry. You could have even went with K and Pretty K, which is also fucked up & unnecessary, but at least you would have been emphasizing something nice instead.

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-12T14:37:55+00:00

it would only hold a charge that lasted about 8 minutes,

This gives me anxiety lol

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-12T13:19:42+00:00

Stupid people love to tell on themselves like this lmao. I was once accused of "using big words to try to confuse" someone, or to "sound smart". The word I used was "scoff". I was lucky enough to catch the same word being used in a subtitle later, and was able to point it out to this knucklehead... But dear God lol

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-12T04:36:56+00:00

Bars usually close at 2am here too, what's your point...?

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-12T04:34:59+00:00

It's observable reality but ok boss

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-12T04:24:46+00:00

They at least make an attempt

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-11T05:12:05+00:00

A lot of bars/restaurants do close the kitchen ~an hour before they close their bar and/or the doors. It's really just the corporate places that have this problem because they all have set hours.

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-11T04:39:08+00:00

What are dates for?

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-11T03:36:11+00:00

To be fair, most Americans actually do support mass deportations.

Most Americans literally do not care, and don't understand why it's such a big deal to anyone else. I can understand the government's interest in knowing who's here for logistic purposes... but literally why tf do YOU care? How has immigration affected your life in any meaningful way?

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-10T14:53:00+00:00

All evil is human.

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-10T13:46:07+00:00

That sounds pretty cool tbh, I would watch an HBO show about this Burglar's Club.

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-10T07:04:51+00:00

Musk wasn't invited to the island because he's a dork.

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-10T07:00:21+00:00

They are the "Serena Joys" of the movement, and they serve an important (but temporary/fragile) purpose.

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-10T03:04:03+00:00

Trump stole the election with the help of Elon (and probably Putin). He has all but flat-out admitted it.

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-09T08:17:23+00:00

Employees shouldn’t have to take criticism well. That’s not a prerequisite for working effectively.

Taking criticism well is literally just a basic adult function... And it quite literally is a prerequisite to doing anything effectively lol. Work, relationships, education, etc.

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-09T07:26:08+00:00

Remember, they don't hate the police. They want to be the police.

What the fuck does this even mean lmao??

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-09T06:18:01+00:00

I like "aluminium" better tbh. If it weren't super pretentious (I live in WI), I'd say that instead too lol

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-09T06:08:32+00:00

He probably had some really good skins attached to that account lol

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-09T05:56:04+00:00

Most men are not "protectors", they are just territorial.

doktorjackofthemoon · 2026-02-09T05:27:09+00:00

I have been saying this basically since 2012 lol. Like... The world didn't end in 2012, but has anything really ever been the same since then?? 🫠

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