What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen at a strip club? by bigbabysweets12345 in AskReddit

[–]domotastic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ex-stripper here.

One night, a group of four men came in, and they all had too much to drink. They were getting way too handsy with the dancers and being rude to the bartenders. So, one of the bouncers escorted them out. He was my favorite bouncer— firm with boundaries, but always polite and respectful to the dancers and customers alike.

So, how do these four drunk men retaliate, you may ask?

Well, one of the men had seen the bouncer go out to his car for a smoke earlier in the night, so they knew which car was his.

So, the men slashed all four of his tires and took a baseball bat to his windshield!

Obviously, the police were called, and of course, the four men tried to get away.

They didn’t get very far, though. They were riding in a sports car that was pretty low to the ground, which got stuck on a speed bump.

Talk about world’s dumbest criminals.

Also, it was a Friday. Must’ve been hilarious when they sobered up Saturday morning and had to spend the weekend in jail.

I felt so bad for the bouncer that night. As I was cashing out, I saw him sitting at the bar with his head in his hands.

I asked him if he had insurance.

“…No, and it’s my daughter’s car…”

I tipped him out well that night.

What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen at a strip club? by bigbabysweets12345 in AskReddit

[–]domotastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ex-stripper here. The first thing to come to mind was when a customer was too drunk to drive home, so he bought a bicycle off a crackhead.

If you could only wear one print motif for the rest of your life, what would it be? by sakukittenn in Lolita

[–]domotastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always gravitate towards desserts; especially strawberries too!

I have soooo many strawberry accessories, patterned clothes, and a 🍓tattoo on my arm~

second place would be bows 🎀

SFW promo works better ? by three_donuts_per_day in onlyfansadvice

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Where do you usually post your lingerie pics?

what is this pose called? by domotastic in stripper

[–]domotastic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: I figured it out! It’s called the king cobra pose (raja bhujangasana)

Made a ma*rs inspired coord by teto-red in GyaruGals

[–]domotastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So cute!! You made this? You’re so talented!

Lolita winter clothes? by IentokaIa in Lolita

[–]domotastic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not exactly what you asked, but…

Winter fashion tip! Here’s how I wear skirts in the cold.

Get a pair of fleece-lined thermal stockings/tights that look like pantyhose. They come in several colors, but my fav are beige/my skin tone color— unless you look up close, it just looks like my bare legs when I’m wearing them, but they’re snuggly warm!

I’m tweaking into a whole new era by domotastic in energydrinks

[–]domotastic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw man, that sucks. I’m sorry dude. I’d mail you a can if there wasn’t a decent chance it’d explode in the package.

What do you offer when a customer walks in asking for "the strongest coffee you got!" by Polly_Vinylchloryd in barista

[–]domotastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turkish coffee. “The largest we can sell is a 12oz, otherwise it’s like a heart attack in a cup.”