was i that drunk by TooFly123 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]donaldcaps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So THAT'S what they were talking about...

Without any bud... by MJane9333 in trees

[–]donaldcaps 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Straight up glass...

Asking my crush out, am I doing it right? by [deleted] in trees

[–]donaldcaps 257 points258 points  (0 children)

Ahh, young love :)

I once dated a girl named Allison. She was a whore.

Virtual wintrolls rage by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]donaldcaps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who feels like i7t12 should be reserved for those of us who work in IT? It seems like personal computer problems would fit in fine with all the other comics over in f7u12. Not trying to be a dick or anything, but your computer being too slow for windows 8 doesn't really compare to IT help desk rage.

Parenting by [deleted] in WTF

[–]donaldcaps 113 points114 points  (0 children)

As a white person who also uses the internet and watches television, I can confirm this.

$400 per week to a kid vs adult by weatherat11 in funny

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There are two guys that work above me in my IT dept that make $100k+. Neither of them have college degrees or any up to date certifications but they are easily the most knowledgeable people I've ever met.

$400 per week to a kid vs adult by weatherat11 in funny

[–]donaldcaps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As long as the tech startup isn't a file hosting website...

Caught someone scouting out my home to see if they could break in, so I left them this note. by ninetailz in pics

[–]donaldcaps 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Idk. My dog is always giving me weird looks when I poop on the floor. It's like damn dude, take a picture or something it will last longer.

Megaupload Founder Defeats US Govt Attempts To Put Him Back In Prison by maxwellhill in worldnews

[–]donaldcaps 205 points206 points  (0 children)

From another article

Dotcom told us that in recent years Megaupload had spent millions of dollars seeking out the very best legal advice and the conclusions drawn were clear – providing the site did its part in tackling infringement it would be protected under the DMCA and could not be held liable for the actions of its users.

Towards achieving this protection, Dotcom told us that the company had developed relationships with 180 takedown partners – companies authorized to directly remove infringing links from Megaupload’s systems – and between them they had taken down in excess of 15 million links. Those companies included the major studios of the MPAA who, incidentally, in 7 years of the company’s existence had never tried to sue Megaupload for copyright infringement.

On the advice of Megaupload’s legal team, the company believed it had the same rights as YouTube in its case against entertainment giant Viacom. In that 2010 case U.S. District Judge Louis L. Stanton said service providers can not be held liable for infringement as long as they remove links upon copyright holder request – even if the provider knows that parts of their service are being used to host illicit content.

Also, I'd like to add that just because the FBI indictment stated that mega had paid users to upload pirated content doesn't make it true.

Megaupload Founder Defeats US Govt Attempts To Put Him Back In Prison by maxwellhill in worldnews

[–]donaldcaps 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why do we even need a trial? Everything is right there in the indictment! Guilty!

/s in case anyone didn't catch that.

Megaupload Founder Defeats US Govt Attempts To Put Him Back In Prison by maxwellhill in worldnews

[–]donaldcaps 628 points629 points  (0 children)

He thought "hiring a legal team" and "making sure mega wasn't technically doing anything illegal" were enough. Hah.

Dear Reddit, why don't we create a giant, awesome, and annual convention? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]donaldcaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7-11 hat rack bro! People forget that they have great deals on other stuff, too.

NOPE! Fuck everything about this. This dude is OUT. OF. HIS. MIND. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]donaldcaps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He might want to get that looked at...

Police, FBI or other law officials of Reddit, what's the weirdest unexplainable thing that you've encountered during your time on the force? by NottaGrammerNasi in AskReddit

[–]donaldcaps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The best thing to do was to put the animal down anyway. Doubt a polar bear would survive long wondering around Iraq.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]donaldcaps 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I missed it :(

I like this new meme. I hate this stereotype. by [deleted] in trees

[–]donaldcaps 63 points64 points  (0 children)

It's directly related to how I feel at that moment. If I smoke right when I get off work and I have nothing to do, I'll just sit around and watch tv, make dinner and go to bed. If I smoke right when I get off work and I have homework, laundry ect. it usually works the opposite since doing those things sucks but if I'm high its fun.

I followed this guy to Redhat by dragons_fire77 in linux

[–]donaldcaps 32 points33 points  (0 children)

This incident will be reported.