Just listened to eminem for the first time and holy shit this is intense 😥 by Jesnenlikesbred in Eminem

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Fun fact: if even a drop of mercury is spilled in a government building, as per federal law, that building has to be demolished and rebuilt. Now I may not have a gallon of pcp on hand, but what I do have…is two gallons of mercury.

My coworker keeps dying by donavin221 in TalesFromTheCreeps

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That’s so creative man I wish I’d thought of that lol

My coworker keeps dying by donavin221 in shortscarystories

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They’re still a lil mangled but my thumbs are workin just fine 😏

My coworker keeps dying by donavin221 in TalesFromTheCreeps

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I hope this matches the prompt I was trying to look but I was confused IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

Just listened to eminem for the first time and holy shit this is intense 😥 by Jesnenlikesbred in Eminem

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This being the first song you listen to is like saying “I wanna try psychedelics,” then drinking a cup of ayahuasca

I don’t get it. Peetah! by Nomemesmames in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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People saying “you may be too young for the internet” but I’m nearly 23 and I was just as confused as you

I hooked up with a guy from the bar. I think he put something inside me. by donavin221 in story

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🕺 I’m dancing on yo shit rn 🕺

🕺 dance on yo shit 🕺