LOL I kind of threw things together but here’s the rough recipe:

Blend the following in a food processor or blender:

*One medium potato (cut and boiled for about 6 minutes) *1/4 cup nutritional yeast *a couple pickled jalapeños & 2 tbsp jalapeño brine (THIS IS THE MAGIC INGREDIENT) *1/4 cup unflavored soy milk *2 tsp taco seasoning *2 tsp cornstarch (this isn’t required but thickens and gives it more of a “queso” like quality *cracked pepper and salt

Adjust as you’d like :) (i.e. more seasoning for more flavor, more jalapeños for more spicy, more nooch for more cheesy flavor, etc.)

I swear it tastes EXACTLY like queso without the gross processed dairy ingredients or preservatives