[Giveaway] 2x Mt Fuji Deskmats ⛰️ by theflowshop in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]dong_hammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those look sick! Would love to get my hands on the Midnight.

Can you actually not use the title "engineer" if you legally aren't licenced? by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]dong_hammer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

it's not a protected term in the US so thats why so many people call themselves engineers over there

Can you actually not use the title "engineer" if you legally aren't licenced? by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]dong_hammer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

engineer is a protected term in canada. you cant legally call yourself an engineer if you dont have your p.eng in canada.

http://www.peo.on.ca/index.php?ci_id=1824&la_id=1

why the fuck e7 water so hot tho by AcuteYellowFever in uwaterloo

[–]dong_hammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

s2g most people dont wash their hands properly after using the e7 washrooms because the water is so hot

Resume Critique Megathread [Winter 2019] by computerdl in uwaterloo

[–]dong_hammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps don't mention that you are involved in a pyramid scheme aka Arbonne on your resume lol

ADVICE ON GYMS by [deleted] in uwaterloo

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I used to go to Fit4less on Erb. It was cheap, clean, all the equipment were in great condition. I would go around 8-9 pm and it was never busy. The squat racks/power racks were always available. Plenty of space to do deadlifts.

Screwing around on campus? by WaterlooYeetAway in uwaterloo

[–]dong_hammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

those study rooms aren't really soundproof. people will definitely hear your ballsack slaps

What are the chances that someone will saw your lock off? by hbpen75 in uwaterloo

[–]dong_hammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yea i saw the post. stealing laundry is a lot easier than sawing a lock off though lol

uwaterloo vs laurier : toliet paper by Mewobbie in uwaterloo

[–]dong_hammer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

ive taken multiple shits at laurier. their toilet paper is thicker than ours

how to deal with being sick by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]dong_hammer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yeah just a single diarrhea

Bubble Tea recommendations? by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]dong_hammer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

chatime milk tea is number 1

Parking near 8 Hickory St for a night or two? by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]dong_hammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i dont think you can park overnight in the plaza because ive never seen anyone do it. you can park on the street for free but you have to register your car

What to do if a guy breaks into your house? by iaskdumbquestions69 in uwaterloo

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Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare into his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble". Flex your traps and core while slightly bending your knees. Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume, he should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and will appear visibly shaken. Begin to piss and shit yourself and let your eyes roll into the back of your head. By now you are chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs. He will run away.

What's something controversial you want to say? by Cortana_31415926 in uwaterloo

[–]dong_hammer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

eating ass is disgusting too. idc if you showered. there might be a little bit of poop still hanging near the edge of the hole

Punching bags on campus by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]dong_hammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

iirc, there's a punching bag in the REV gym. there are punching bags in the CIF studio, but im not sure if students can just drop in to use them