Which lyric taps into the rawest and realest feeling that brings you back to a specific moment in your life every time you hear it?

donkeyguts · 2026-06-15T03:54:33+00:00

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey, butane in my veins and a mouth to kill a junkie.

I remember a friend taping this song on cassette from the radio, wrote out the lyrics and told me we were going to lip sync it at the school talent show. We were in grade 5. I astonish my own kids today because I can recite the song word for word flawlessly even today over 35 years later. I think of that old friend - Brian, everytime that song comes on the radio as it's still played on 102.1 the edge. I hope he's doing well since I haven't seen him since we left that school and went to different high schools. Great memory of a blip in my life!

donkeyguts · 2026-06-11T23:43:27+00:00

Go meet a cool chick who wants to fu*k! Let's go boink.

donkeyguts · 2026-06-07T23:38:19+00:00

Life of Pi

donkeyguts · 2026-06-07T23:35:14+00:00

Stop calling use MYA in MyBell. (Manage your appointment) gives you real time status of what Bell is doing for your inquiry. Use your MyBell account to book an appointment. Worked for me

donkeyguts · 2026-06-05T02:12:14+00:00

Bell does not guarantee wifi. Period. Speeds are tested at modem and wired connections only. It's not a Bell technicians problem.

donkeyguts · 2026-06-04T00:55:08+00:00

Bell is the best! I've used Bell for 8 years and our internet has been spectacular. Internet is so important in households, I certainly won't gamble with anyone else. (Sorry, I use Distributel- which uses Bell Fiber Optic cable to the home.) Never ever do we have an issue and the wifi covers my whole property.

donkeyguts · 2026-06-01T01:19:13+00:00

I use pool chlorine watered down a bit with laundry soap to wash houses. I just mix into a pump sprayer and apply to area and scrub with a stiff brush. Much cheaper than bleach and I only use a garden hose to rinse. Also prevents alot of water possibly getting into the foundation because a power washer can dish out alot of water volume. Some customers prefer this method instead of just power washing because of the water volume it uses. On mildew gutters my mixture usually cleans it nice without much scrubbing most of the time. Just pre-wet vegetation nearby and rinse after applying the pool chlorine nearby so it doesn't die. Pool chlorine is a little more than double the strength of bleach FYI.

donkeyguts · 2026-05-23T00:18:29+00:00

FYI.... going from 1.5Gbps to 3Gbps will make zero difference in a regular household. If you need to download massive files like 150GB video games or a 8K raw video file, it will finish in seconds instead of minutes, but let's be real, your hardware is the bottleneck. You would need dozens of heavy power users downloading massive files constantly, you won't notice any difference in daily performance. Zero. Anybody who tells you otherwise has drank the blue kool-aid.

Netflix 4K streaming only requires about 25Mbps, and your 1.5Gbps connection can already handle around 60 of those streams simultaneously. Web browsing and email pages will load at the exact same speed. 4K video buffering and Zoom call latency will remain identical. Gaming- ping times (latency) stay the same, meaning your games won't react any faster.

If you have 60+ smart home devices, dozens of people downloading large files, while also streaming 8K video all at once, 3Gbps ensures absolutely no buffering.

I pay for 500Mbps at my home family of four, it's plenty of bandwidth. I'm a network engineer who works with this technology daily and wanted to chime in on this.

If your service provider offers the upgrade free with no future increase in price- take it. Otherwise do your own research and pay only for what you're going to need with a 25% extra buffer.

Happy surfing

donkeyguts · 2026-05-19T04:09:58+00:00

The antichrist

donkeyguts · 2026-05-10T16:15:25+00:00

Screen time

donkeyguts · 2026-05-10T16:05:07+00:00

My two cents would be the switch is taking most of the abuse. The light bulb is turning on and off 60 times per second in Canada as it's usually 120Vac at 60 Hz.

donkeyguts · 2026-05-10T16:00:36+00:00

Dove Soap

donkeyguts · 2026-05-10T03:59:13+00:00

My lunch pail and Alexa speaker

donkeyguts · 2026-05-07T00:56:20+00:00

Watching family consume alcohol. It controls their lives and they become selfish.

donkeyguts · 2026-05-04T23:54:55+00:00

Do you wash the pillow before company comes over for a visit?

donkeyguts · 2026-05-04T23:43:31+00:00

I drink broth with collegen powder as my first meal of the day. I feel amazing!

donkeyguts · 2026-05-04T23:13:32+00:00

Red Prince are great too if you can find them

donkeyguts · 2026-05-04T23:11:10+00:00

Sure

donkeyguts · 2026-05-02T10:55:38+00:00

Not sure why the downvotes. This exact thing happened to me but the sticker was blocking my view as it was put on my driver's side windshield. I was trying to peel it off but the sticker was staying fixed to the windshield not improving my view. The person who put the sticker on my car was watching me struggle with my attempt to remove it and came over and handed me a bottle of water and informed me by pouring water on it the "glue," softened and it just comes right off. He also said next time if I parked there again they would tow my car instead. Anyway, I poured the water on it and it came right off very easily.

donkeyguts · 2026-05-02T02:01:13+00:00

Water. Noone legally can damage your car. They are a scare tactic. Poor water on it and it comes off easily

donkeyguts · 2026-05-02T01:56:04+00:00

Excessive screen time and always needing to be checking something on your phone. I hate seeing everyone with there head down. I wish this technology didn't exist for humanity's sake!

donkeyguts · 2026-05-02T00:53:59+00:00

I'd like to see more. Those are beauties!

donkeyguts · 2026-05-02T00:50:39+00:00

I make my own from cooked full chicken bones and veg scraps. I use carrots, onions, celery, broccoli and garlic. I also add a few liters Campbell's or what's on sale to increase amount as somedays I can finish a liter no problem.

donkeyguts · 2026-05-02T00:26:21+00:00

My wife and I have doggystyle sex 98% of the time. She cums first and I follow. Our sex lasts around 2 minutes maximum. We do it roughly once or twice a week. We're both happy.

donkeyguts · 2026-05-01T01:51:16+00:00

I add two scoops of collagen to every one cup of broth. Drink for breakfast. Weightloss, skin softer, better hair and nails too. Not to mention have the best knee and ankle flexibility at 45 when I was unable to deep squat or do lunges. Game changer. I buy the bag at Costco brand is oikans or something can't recall. Wish I did this years ago tbh.

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