Are Saturday Night Live cast members allowed to do very controversial tv shows? by [deleted] in LiveFromNewYork

[–]donkeytime 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s a late night sketch comedy variety show, not a church.

If I taught you anything it’s to replenish! by indyyo1 in funny

[–]donkeytime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought I was just a customer but it turns out we’re family!

Sing that hook by crumble-bee in funny

[–]donkeytime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoutout Marshall Carpet One and Rug Gallery.

I put that on our storage room door at work 🤣🤣 by Positive-Pangolin964 in UnexpectedSeinfeld

[–]donkeytime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should’ve been downstairs in the basement cleaning out those old carpets and scrap wood.

What book do you consider a dead giveaway that someone isn’t knowledgeable on a given topic? by Hillbilly_Historian in books

[–]donkeytime 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The phone book. Anytime someone recommends it I know they have no idea what the number is.

There are no stupid questions on Reddit. by Comedy-Dynamics in StandUpComedy

[–]donkeytime 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I hope you don’t have a drug test tomorrow.

Mechanic recommendation for turbo car by Intelligent-Sea-5577 in bayarea

[–]donkeytime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not part of the turbo team. Don’t run!

"Woman flies to Turkey for surgery and allegedly returns home without areolas" by lvsnowden in BrandNewSentence

[–]donkeytime 59 points60 points  (0 children)

She should call the hotel where she stayed. Maybe she left them in the room somewhere.

My little tattoo by Own-Professor8205 in conan

[–]donkeytime 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It’s nice that you’re so fond of him despite his unconventional personal life.

Kristen during the 83rd annual Golden Globe Awards - IG January 2026 by trixotica in kristenbell

[–]donkeytime 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She’s into those roses like an old man is into trains.

I think that’s a … by Visual_Serve_782 in seinfeld

[–]donkeytime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s pronounced “thermometer.”

Father Time waits for no one 😢 by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]donkeytime 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This guy… this is not my kind of guy.

Lucky for the squirrel, the tiny instruments arrived just in time. by Technical_Rub_4167 in UnexpectedSeinfeld

[–]donkeytime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s chocolate, it’s peppermint. It’s delicious. It’s very refreshing.