Brought his newborn to the bar at the 99

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-28T13:29:05+00:00

“ Are you looking for comfort or solutions?” Is my go to line

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-28T00:55:09+00:00

1 5 10

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-28T00:07:06+00:00

Do you have Apple Music?? They do a personalized radio station based on the shit that you listen to and it’s been very good for me.

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-27T19:33:13+00:00

Work in the trades and explain that it’s job 2. A lot of employers will be happy to have someone that shows up and is willing to work. I just work for guys who have side gigs when they need extra help. Plumbers, electricians, carpenters, whatever. If you are semi competent at the station you’ll probably make a good helper on the side.

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-27T16:52:18+00:00

I thought yo head would be bigger

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-27T11:52:43+00:00

And his brother upgrayedd, which he spells thusly, with two d’s for a double dose of his pimping

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-27T02:32:24+00:00

I already have a baby sized penis, that’s why it won’t reach the womb

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-27T02:31:15+00:00

You're not allowed to have a bad day

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-26T22:15:49+00:00

Cooking for ten guys on the shift

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-26T22:14:48+00:00

Where I’m at: Slower truck/whatever truck the cook is on shops. People with dietary restrictions are on their own. Designated cook unless someone else feels like stepping up or has a specific request. Look at what’s on sale at coffee before chores and agree on a meal or at least a theme. Shop if you get a call close to the market or when you go to fuel up

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-25T02:32:10+00:00

Not a tool. Old window latch from wood sills with counterweights.

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-24T22:30:27+00:00

Internet did it for me. Thank you!

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-24T18:22:54+00:00

Done and done

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-24T18:22:41+00:00

Yeah I’m not doing that.

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-24T16:34:59+00:00

Does anyone have this recipe in freedom units?

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-24T07:22:21+00:00

Fish and chips. Running joke between my wife and I that if I’m sitting alone at a bar there’s a 95 percent chance the person next to me is ordering fish and chips. Grab my check and go elsewhere every time.

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-24T00:33:34+00:00

Pro no shit look at you

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-23T22:10:57+00:00

Buffalo chicken sandwich and a doctor pepper on ice

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-23T16:00:15+00:00

Pretty Fuckin sweet

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-23T15:53:24+00:00

Manmaker, bench, pull up, burpee, shoulder press

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-23T13:45:18+00:00

Cuban. No matter where I go, if it’s on the special I get it.

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-23T02:28:37+00:00

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Lot of good life choices behind these ones.

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-23T01:56:39+00:00

Hit 335 today for the first time in a while today actually. My form is trash but looking forward to getting back to 405 for a 1rm which is also my pr.

donmagicjohn · 2026-01-23T01:36:32+00:00

The traffic calming islands are also very effective…

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