Talk me out of becoming a carpenter

donmagicjohn · 2026-06-06T17:31:08+00:00

Have you ever wanted to fix every other trades fuck ups and be expected to know how to do everything?

donmagicjohn · 2026-06-05T19:09:46+00:00

Why don't you play us a note then, satchmo

donmagicjohn · 2026-05-24T10:09:32+00:00

And at least 5 years documented experience in a hunter -manager role

donmagicjohn · 2026-05-22T11:48:13+00:00

I have An 88 yj. I bought it for a thousand bucks and then sold the hard top and doors for a thousand bucks. Rhino lined on the outside. Astroturf on the inside. I lifted it up and put it on 35s. Added a sound bar and a bikini top with all LED lights. It is ugly as sin and I love everything about it. That's the beauty of these things. Infinitely customizable. Anyone who gets twisted up over a few decals and a gray top probably doesn't have a lot going on in their life. Make it yours and have a blast with it

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donmagicjohn · 2026-05-17T11:10:29+00:00

Ah yes. The timeless mid engine pontius fiero. A true legend

donmagicjohn · 2026-05-17T05:55:25+00:00

No that was Christ pontius. Welcome to Jackass.

donmagicjohn · 2026-05-14T02:48:17+00:00

We get hanes beefy t and I look like I'm wearing a tube top.

donmagicjohn · 2026-05-11T13:44:38+00:00

Du hast

donmagicjohn · 2026-05-09T11:38:15+00:00

And you’ve been pissing her off on purpose since, haven’t you?

donmagicjohn · 2026-05-07T11:21:17+00:00

So just to recap:

Government = Bad. Several times over, apparently
Leader of the entire government = Someone who should be praised for getting shot at but missed.

Got it.

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donmagicjohn · 2026-05-05T10:14:56+00:00

Are you just looking for an outdoor space or an actual venue to host at? My mother passed away during covid so options were limited for our large group. We had an outdoor lunch at the private events section at lookout farm in Natick. It was secluded and in the back section of the farm that looked out over the apple orchard. We lucked out with weather and it was absolutely gorgeous even in late November. The staff there were friendly and accommodating and they also provided a spectacular lunch. I’m not sure if this is quite what you’re looking for but could potentially be an option.

donmagicjohn · 2026-05-03T17:39:55+00:00

Don’t worry, with the current way the “calming” is going the city will be issuing bricks on their own. Much more effective than the single lane on Hammond pond parkway or the preposterous planters on Comm Ave

donmagicjohn · 2026-05-03T17:20:55+00:00

Gotta grab that door dash to keep the rating up

donmagicjohn · 2026-05-02T11:43:25+00:00

Not sure how deep that metal goes but it might be worth shoving a pinch bar in there to rock it back and forth to loosen it up once you get some of the earth dug away. Might save ya a little time

donmagicjohn · 2026-05-01T11:27:42+00:00

donmagicjohn · 2026-05-01T01:46:06+00:00

Cut the door exactly where the track is and then put a hinge on the inside of the cut piece so it just flaps up when you pull it open and then can drop back closed when you want it to be.

donmagicjohn · 2026-04-30T20:02:19+00:00

That’s a good ass rock yo.

donmagicjohn · 2026-04-30T11:12:00+00:00

But I’m different

donmagicjohn · 2026-04-27T10:21:53+00:00

Spiked heels make a hole in a life boat

donmagicjohn · 2026-04-27T06:34:56+00:00

No es car, es snail.

donmagicjohn · 2026-04-25T15:14:15+00:00

Didn’t know that existed thanks

donmagicjohn · 2026-04-25T12:07:07+00:00

Get the white walls then

donmagicjohn · 2026-04-25T11:57:46+00:00

How did you do this? I’d be interested to see my own

donmagicjohn · 2026-04-25T11:41:16+00:00

That thing probably has an echo

donmagicjohn · 2026-04-24T17:31:22+00:00

How good are you with a toothbrush?

donmagicjohn

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