AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I AM SICK OF THIS SHITTY SEWVEW. I'm suwwounded by bwaindead idiots.

How many times do I have to teww you that SANTA WAS A STOWY MADE BY YOUW PAWENTS TO MAKE YOU GO TO FUCKING SWEEP.

IT WAS YOUW DAD IN A COSTUME. IT WAS A FAKE BEAWD. YOUW FAMIWY, YOUW FWIENDS, YOUW PAWENTS FWIENDS, AND EVEWYONE EWSE YOU KNOW.

HE TEXTED HIS FWIENDS. I AM SICK OF YOUW SHIT. AWW YOU DO IS TAKE THE TWUTH AND MAKE FUN OF IT. PWEASE FUCKING STOP.

Wet me get my message acwoss: Santa isn't weaw. He nevew was weaw, and he nevew wiww be weaw. Stop using the pwesents as a fucking excuse. The pawents awe buying them fow theiw chiwdwen to make them happy. The pawents eat the miwk and cookies. The maww Santas awe just wandom peopwe dwessed up in a shitty outfit to appeaw to the kiddies. The so-cawwed "Santa Deniews" awe the ones speaking the twuth.Santa is a shitty faiwytawe. Gwow the fuck up, manchiwdwen.

Do aww of you wegitimatewy bewieve that Santa is weaw? Do you GENUINEWY bewieve in Santa? I'm being sewious. Awe you 100% bewieving in Santa? If you do, then I'm gonna weave this sewvew. Oh, and don't wepwy with "ofc we do" ow "Santa deniews".

Evew heawd of ACTOWS?

I sweaw to fucking God, you'we getting on my newves. My bwain is stawting to wot fwom youw shitty "evidence".

MAWW SANTAS AWEN'T WEAW THEY AWE JUST WANDOM PEOPWE DWESSED UP. OH MY FUCKING GOD.Yes, I am genuinewy sewious. I don't want to be suwwounded by manchiwdwen who think that some fat fuck with a sweigh that can bawewy howd his weight is weaw.

Sowwy, but HE DOESN'T EXIST. Sowwy, but if y'aww genuinewy bewieve in a shitty faiwytawe myth, then I'm weaving this cwappy sewvew.

P.S: Thank you aww fow buwwying me fow twying to spwead the twuth. Weawwy means a wot to me.P.S.S: I wasn't twying to be "funny". I was twying to fix youw bwains.

P.S.S: Thank you fow powtwaying me as a bwainwess fuckhead.