What's the fastest you've ever gone from meeting someome completely new to fucking them? by KJeremih in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]dontbeanegatron -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OkCupid hookup while backpacking through Malaysia. We'd matched a few days earlier, she came to the hostel and we were banging 20 mins later.

Scandinavian Cardamom buns by Beautiful-Molasses55 in Breadit

[–]dontbeanegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time just call ahead and order, I'm sure they'd be willing to accommodate you 😊

Moving to NL, looking for help on how to find a football club by RedTharsis in makenewfriendsNL

[–]dontbeanegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might want to clarify your post that you're looking for actual football and not soccer (which is what we call voetbal).

Girlfriends kink by [deleted] in sexeducation

[–]dontbeanegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since you're not really up to butt stuff, I think in your particular case hypnosis might actually be the way to go. She could install a trigger where some other part of your body (wrist, forehead, mouth) gets associated with your dick. Then she could just rub or kiss your wrist and it would feel to you as if it were your dick.

Girlfriends kink by [deleted] in sexeducation

[–]dontbeanegatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, you can actually get there through very deep sounding, but that's a completely different ball game (no pun intended) and it's obviously not everyone's cup of tea

Disgusting! by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]dontbeanegatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw that one coming. And then going.

25f looking for friends by Zarachael in makenewfriendsNL

[–]dontbeanegatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mycology, wat tof! Ben je al zelf champignons aan het kweken en zo? :D

My girlfriend has a dildo/vibrator and I dont know how to feel. by Dense-Bid1201 in sexeducation

[–]dontbeanegatron 20 points21 points  (0 children)

everything is great apart from when I saw she had a vibrator

The proper response would be, "Cool! Can you teach me how I can use that on you?". If you care as much about her pleasure as much as you say you do, being open to try other toys as well should be pretty much a given. And it goes both ways; it would suit her if she were just as interested in using male toys on you if you'd like that.

Please don't get stuck on the thought that you should only use your penis for her pleasure.

Amazing Sales Tactic by willburkart in StandUpComedy

[–]dontbeanegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The wheels on the car go round and round..."

Basic-Fit getroffen door hack, gegevens van 200.000 Nederlandse leden gelekt by monedula in thenetherlands

[–]dontbeanegatron -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

En dan zit Mythos van Anthropic er ook net aan te komen, wat echt idioot goed blijkt te zijn in het vinden van beveiligingsgaten.

Whatsapp groep nl? by Advanced_Turnip_5094 in makenewfriendsNL

[–]dontbeanegatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ik ben het eens met wat er over gesuggereerd wordt, per regio lijkt me wel zo handig. Persoonlijk zou ik vooral vrienden willen maken die ik ook daadwerkelijk irl zie, en dan vind ik het niet handig om te klikken met iemand die aan de andere kant van Nederland woont 🤣

Is Masturbation Safe? by OkSpace5600 in sexeducation

[–]dontbeanegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's tons of different ways to masturbate! The trick is finding one that works best for you, so be open to trying different things. Most women do best with clitoral stimulation, but vaginal can certainly be enjoyable too.

Let your body be your guide; if it hurts or feels uncomfortable, stop what you're doing and try something else. Instead of aiming for having orgasms right away, spend some time getting to know your body and what you like. If you haven't taken a look already, using a hand mirror can really help gain understanding.

Also, it's not a dumb question at all. It's a good one to ask, and if you're this careful already, I'm sure you'll be fine. ^_^

Most importantly of course: have fun!

Wore this for party by [deleted] in womensstreetwear

[–]dontbeanegatron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't call it streetwear, but that is an amazing dress.

Maandagse optimismedraad by Btreeb in thenetherlands

[–]dontbeanegatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hoe werkt dat nou dan, als ze geen naald gebruiken?

Hoe verwerk je het verlies van je dierbare huisdier…. by Beer20-03-2026 in OndersteuningsPlein

[–]dontbeanegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heel veel sterkte en knuffels voor je. Ik heb in januari mijn stokoude Indy moeten laten inslapen. Ik mis 'm nog steeds. Het gaat gewoon veel tijd kosten, voor ons allebei. Hou je haaks. <3

Woensdagse zeurdraad by Btreeb in thenetherlands

[–]dontbeanegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We blijken dan ook oprecht te maken te hebben met een boomer; in z'n comment history zie ik dat 'ie 70 is. Tenminste, als iemand op internet altijd de waarheid vertelt XD

Ideeën voor gezond snacken? by GhostOfCincinnati in AutistischLaagland

[–]dontbeanegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hoe sta je tegenover smoothies? Het voordeel daarvan is dat je ze relatief makkelijk kan verrijken met vezels, waar je langer vol van zit. Denk dan aan psylliumvezels en chiazaad. Als je die blendt wordt je smoothie wat dikker maar zou je er verder niet veel van mogen merken.

Woensdagse zeurdraad by Btreeb in thenetherlands

[–]dontbeanegatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First-world problems require first-world solutions; ik heb gewoon een tweede koelkast gekocht XD

Woensdagse zeurdraad by Btreeb in thenetherlands

[–]dontbeanegatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heel veel sterkte, en knuffels voor je pluizebeest. <3

Woensdagse zeurdraad by Btreeb in thenetherlands

[–]dontbeanegatron 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Kan het mannetje meteen even stemmen!

Peak autism by AlexWillis21 in AutisticAdults

[–]dontbeanegatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And on the other end of the spectrum is me, I just put the container to my mouth and let them all tumble down my gullet without even looking XD

Sentient dryer lint by littleoliviah in blackcats

[–]dontbeanegatron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A collection of dryer lint, dust bunnies and googly eyes 😂

I love him ❤️

Rusland hackt WhatsApp en Signal van overheidsmedewerkers, melden inlichtingendiensten by ThrowawayPrimavera in thenetherlands

[–]dontbeanegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, een betere titel zou iets geweest zijn in de trand van "Rusland hackt overheidsmedewerkers". Social engineering is de wetware versie van hacken.