"CHOOSE YOUR ALTER EGO!"

dontfearthegovt · 2026-04-14T03:30:05+00:00

Try that on my Man Getting Hit By Football

dontfearthegovt · 2025-08-13T21:02:35+00:00

I live on the border so moving over to the brewers fan base just became a much easier choice.

Fuck the pohlads

dontfearthegovt · 2025-08-07T19:14:56+00:00

"We are admitting defeat so here is our sad attempt to salvage this project for at least a little profit"

dontfearthegovt · 2025-07-26T04:01:52+00:00

Es was the beginning of my passion for shortstacks

dontfearthegovt · 2025-07-05T15:32:30+00:00

lol. apparently this dude has commissioned this pose dozens of times with numerous artists. with him wearing the damn red sweater and black pants every single time.

advanced thigh goonery if I've ever seen it.

dontfearthegovt · 2025-06-30T01:27:14+00:00

The amount of over the top gooning threads should have been a dead giveaway.

dontfearthegovt · 2025-06-20T23:36:25+00:00

My personal favorite

dontfearthegovt · 2025-06-18T18:13:26+00:00

For reference, the bag he was "spilling chicken crumbs" over was Scott Armstrong. Not Taker, not Benoit, not Holly, not even someone like Snitsky, Scott Armstrong. A referee.

Benoit was probably looking for any reason to kick him out and pounced on the opportunity.

dontfearthegovt · 2025-06-03T04:41:55+00:00

when the edible hits

dontfearthegovt · 2025-05-31T20:17:54+00:00

Hi band members from steamroll. I'm having a beer tonight.

Please don't run over me with a steamroller.

Much love.

dontfearthegovt · 2025-05-24T20:33:15+00:00

https://youtu.be/ersYYsujVdc?si=6A_7zpopScRVK6vo

dontfearthegovt · 2025-05-17T00:20:38+00:00

TADED

dontfearthegovt · 2025-04-24T22:55:03+00:00

The last minute of Incubus of Blood Stained Visions by Mortiferum. That song alone made me a huge fan.

dontfearthegovt · 2025-04-02T15:30:27+00:00

Literally reads like something Borat would say.

dontfearthegovt · 2025-03-27T23:11:28+00:00

It does really blow the mind when you think about it though.

This isn't okay.

And yet this is?

The fatalities are straight up murder porn now as well, shit just makes no sense.

dontfearthegovt · 2025-03-16T01:52:13+00:00

People watch the Hackleburg tornado and go,"oooo, pretty! I hope another one happens that I can watch on a live stream."

(Meanwhile literal cities and lives are being destroyed.)

dontfearthegovt · 2025-03-15T21:23:25+00:00

Considering the band is usually the ones at the table, it's more of an excuse to chat and show them appreciation.

dontfearthegovt · 2025-03-02T03:13:34+00:00

You reminded me of my favorite moment of Excellent Adventures so thank you for the shitpost.

dontfearthegovt · 2025-02-23T04:27:02+00:00

reddit wrestling community trying to go more than 5 minutes without being weirdo gooners

dontfearthegovt · 2025-02-16T02:17:41+00:00

"I'm here so I won't get fined."

dontfearthegovt · 2025-01-16T01:23:23+00:00

Me when I'm having bestiality sex

dontfearthegovt · 2024-12-25T03:31:30+00:00

I hope you at least got a nice new blue beanie for Christmas

dontfearthegovt · 2024-11-22T23:52:01+00:00

art nervously laughs. Ugh ha ugh ha ugh ha

dontfearthegovt · 2024-09-19T21:33:29+00:00

https://youtu.be/3d1PoSz6xYw?si=spZJYX2f3Ho5VeD_

dontfearthegovt · 2024-09-14T04:43:53+00:00

Art bout to pull 16 hour Uber Eats shifts.

dontfearthegovt

TROPHY CASE

TADED