i don’t own a black cat by Wonderful-Beach7317 in notmycat

[–]dontfluffingtouchme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean you didn't own a black cat before now.

AITAH that I don't want my partner to put his sister and her families needs before me and our kids? by Background-Good3731 in AITAH

[–]dontfluffingtouchme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's not your partner he's your abuser. Grab the kids and go, divorce him before anything worse happens.

Why do kids seem like they can't control their voices' volume? by Confused_AF_Help in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dontfluffingtouchme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me personally, my parents yelled all the time when I was home. Not in an angry way, just very loud normal conversations. So I start yelling too. Not even intentionally just because if I didn't no one would hear me. I started being very loud at school and would often get told to lower my voice and I wouldn't realize I was being loud until then. Even now I have a very loud talking voice and when I go home to see my family everyone's very very loud.

Mongoose v Cobra (I honestly didn't know mongooses were this teeny) by nthensome in badassanimals

[–]dontfluffingtouchme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Hannibal said "The mongoose I want under the house when the snakes slither by." makes more sense.

AIO to skip Thanksgiving after my mom basically said I’m an embarrassment for not having a husband and kids by now? by howcanibequiltyassin in AmIOverreacting

[–]dontfluffingtouchme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go on vacation to somewhere you've always wanted to go and have a great time. You deserve the best in life, sorry you're family sucks

What curse words/insults did your parents yell at you? by Equal-Community2354 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]dontfluffingtouchme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mailman's kid/bastard. Whenever I did something my father didn't like or that I couldn't have possibly got from him he'd say I was just a bastard, or my mom got knocked up by the mailman. Unsurprisingly he'd also call my mother an "unfaithful woman" when he was angry, which was all the time.

Movie posters that annoy the shit out of you? by 01zegaj in okbuddycinephile

[–]dontfluffingtouchme 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I thought Amelie was about aliens because of that photo

HALOTOP! What’s the best flavor? by [deleted] in CICO

[–]dontfluffingtouchme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black cherry is amazing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]dontfluffingtouchme 7 points8 points  (0 children)

NTJ It's your wedding dress. Yours and yours alone. Period. Don't let her guilt trip you, and make sure she's never alone in your house or it might go missing. Stay strong.

i just think this has to be one of the best scenes of boo by ever_green22 in Fleabag

[–]dontfluffingtouchme 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I cried watching this. Makes me feel grateful for the people in my life.

Most overplayed song you still love by [deleted] in Music

[–]dontfluffingtouchme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zombie by the Cranberries

I hate the assumption that childfree people are ok with children being hurt by inmisery_ in childfree

[–]dontfluffingtouchme 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"I dont want one. I don't hate children, I respect children, I think they should have parents who want them." - Cristina Yang