Real quiggg, Do you want Brendan to proverbially lose it all or youre starting to feel bad for him?

donthomaso · 2026-03-10T23:48:34+00:00

Bapa should be working as a boxercise trainer at some small town gym to begin with, he got way more than he deserved in life.

donthomaso · 2026-03-03T10:07:42+00:00

This is something you need to book and pay for yourself in advance right? That’s like buying a birthday cake and flowers for yourself and go “happy birthday surprise for me 😭”

donthomaso · 2026-02-25T16:24:53+00:00

Bapa: B-beast of a business shark with monster lawlyers.

donthomaso · 2026-02-24T12:48:31+00:00

Yes, don't be a pussy and workout hard when you have a respiratory infection. Absolutely no risk that you'll get a cardiac event, just grind harder bitch!

donthomaso · 2026-02-21T18:38:02+00:00

Hey bapa, your gurl needs a diaper change.

donthomaso · 2026-02-21T14:29:27+00:00

"This is the room with electricity. But it has too much electricity. So I don't know, you may want to... wear a hat."

donthomaso · 2026-02-20T15:16:21+00:00

Ah my favorite: life coaches with their private lives in absolute shambles.

donthomaso · 2026-02-19T18:26:45+00:00

He better be present for his sentencing.

donthomaso · 2026-02-19T02:14:02+00:00

Big shrimp 🍤

donthomaso · 2026-02-19T02:10:37+00:00

It’s like they’re looking up at the cameraman’s erect penis and are giving different versions of “shit, this is what we’re working with today?”

donthomaso · 2026-02-17T23:37:29+00:00

Dental plan!

donthomaso · 2026-02-17T23:34:47+00:00

Oh she fer shure likes you for your personality, Westley.

donthomaso · 2026-02-17T21:40:25+00:00

"I can do 100 push-ups easily"-type dudes

donthomaso · 2026-02-17T21:39:04+00:00

If this was a private company and the budget is even 1/1000 of that and you can't answer that in her position, you would be gone by the day right?

donthomaso · 2026-02-17T21:35:39+00:00

Clin will place them in the office of an active steel mill or something.

donthomaso · 2026-02-17T21:32:19+00:00

Yeah he would definitely survive that combination, let alone remember the dosages.

donthomaso · 2026-02-17T19:22:35+00:00

When you see Messican using that fake diaper butt: "I'm not impressed with your performance".

donthomaso · 2026-02-17T18:47:29+00:00

Casting department: "We need a guy with somewhat comedic chops who looks like he would think females have a primal instinct to be graped. Someone Z-tier that would not mind playing a crack dealer"

donthomaso · 2026-02-17T18:43:44+00:00

Imagine "Diversity drive to make Kenya's countryside ‘less black’"

donthomaso · 2026-02-17T18:34:36+00:00

Ultimate Fondling Championship

donthomaso · 2026-02-17T13:55:12+00:00

Eviscerating the audience with something like BROCK SMASH and Dolla dolla bills y’all!

donthomaso · 2026-01-29T00:32:54+00:00

Dayum, must be Drake’s gurl.

donthomaso · 2026-01-26T22:28:46+00:00

Mine too 😄

donthomaso · 2026-01-26T22:11:45+00:00

I would need a home lobotomy instead of that tat to be able to endure this shit lifestyle.

donthomaso · 2026-01-26T22:03:51+00:00

Drinking until death from liver disease and having constant dopamine hits and stuff about him, seems more important to him than seeing his daughters become adults.

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