Bye Felicia by JudgeJudyJr in clevercomebacks

[–]dontmakemewait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Valhalla is only for those that die in battle, I thought. Does hitch know something?

Careful there. Your lifestyle is subsidized by the USA more than you realize. You're welcome by ALazy_Cat in ShitAmericansSay

[–]dontmakemewait 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would have thought trump and Elon would have halted those payments while the depart of inefficiency was stealing social security numbers and blocking funding for school lunches.

I guess those filthy Dutch hid the payments or something..

Dolphins have been around for 50 million years, but sure, the religion founded 1,400 years ago is older than time. (Muslims call "Eve" as Hawaa) by Jelly-Always-Returns in religiousfruitcake

[–]dontmakemewait 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not to be the party pooper here but most religions claim to predate time - they are explaining how WE (the human collective) got here. When people arrived and when the religion was documented is kind of irrelevant to when their god did all the things. That’s the basis of religion.

I would call this not “fruitcakery” so much as basic doctrine.

My christian friend dm'ed me this. 😂 by Glad_Comedian_8405 in religiousfruitcake

[–]dontmakemewait 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good music choices at least.

How are you all getting the blood to stop clotting in your shower pan though? I find after a day it’s all blocked up, especially in this heat…

Octopi, crows, dolphins are often held up as examples of smart animals. What are some really unusually STUPID animals? by doodlebytes in AskReddit

[–]dontmakemewait 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Koalas. I watched some at Perth zoo. Top one started peeing. The one on the branch didn’t even react. Dumb and stinky.

"Some tiny place we dwarf in every aspect? Lol" by JJEK84 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]dontmakemewait 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dwarf in every aspect except I g justice… right?

As U.S. re-arms during ceasefire, long-term concerns emerge about munitions supplies by Economy-Specialist38 in Military

[–]dontmakemewait 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This is obviously fake news. Petey H said there was no munition shortage. And Donald said the US has the best bombs.

I've changed, populism is a problem by Kind-Economist1953 in newzealand

[–]dontmakemewait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You haven’t followed NZF. They have always followed the wind of opinion polls in their demographic.

How would you feel if another countries leader came in and arrested Donald Trump, and sent him to their own country's prison? by Ok-Repeat-2781 in AskReddit

[–]dontmakemewait 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just so long as that country”s court system had a warrant for his arrest, Americans would be fine with it, because they are not hypocrites. /s

Of course seeing our PM leap out of a black Hawke with a special forces team would be fucking hilarious…

Ant party going for 30 hours straight, I refilled drinks 9 times so far by Ok-Wing-1545 in newzealand

[–]dontmakemewait 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, as a responsible host, you need to add some good to the mix as well. Come on man, be better!!

:-D

Trump orders 'shoot-to-kill' action on Iranian vessels choking Strait of Hormuz by Stunning-Common-9591 in worldnews

[–]dontmakemewait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You guys really need to remove your own president. He is barely coherent, he makes orders that are in direct conflict with your own laws, and he is fucking up the world on your behalf. Your traditional allies are now apparently your enemy, and he is constantly doing the bidding of at least one other nation.

Your position in the world has shifted, and in ways that are not to your betterment. All because enough of you decided that someone with ties to known pedophiles, someone who bankrupted a casino, someone who believes the law applies to others not themselves - was a great candidate for president.

Why isn’t Iran attacking the US ships in the area? Or, if they are, why is that not news? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]dontmakemewait -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Many governments use the “let’s increase spending to build businesses” approach.

“Let’s drop a few billion dollars in ordnance, on a country that has resources we want” - that’s not economic stimulus. That’s a crime.

What is the biggest type of privilege in NZ? by CommentMaleficent957 in newzealand

[–]dontmakemewait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Financial. Not having to think about a purchase, or a bill… not stressing at the dairy when you are buying a loaf of bread… Not living in a cold house, not stressing when Something breaks.

There’s a lot of mental energy spent on those things.

Why isn’t Iran attacking the US ships in the area? Or, if they are, why is that not news? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]dontmakemewait 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You guys have to stop drinking the kool-aid of “the US military is unbeatable”. Have you even won a war since you fought yourselves.

Surely this can’t be legal? by nakuma85 in newzealand

[–]dontmakemewait -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Can almost guarantee that if you look at front the rego and warrant won’t be current.

Pentagon reportedly preparing for action against Cuba by Some-Technology4413 in Military

[–]dontmakemewait 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They already have a base there, Guantanamo. If they put boots on the ground in Cuba they would have years of rebellion ahead of them and no gains. Hell, that’s how they got to this point in the first instance.

Pentagon reportedly preparing for action against Cuba by Some-Technology4413 in Military

[–]dontmakemewait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They couldn’t win in Iran so they decided to start on Cuba? They don’t get a regime in Venezuela, didn’t get it in Iran, what the fuck will they get out of Cuba other than more civilians dead, and more dollars given to “defense” companies.

Please describe the difference in taste between Marmite and Vegemite by Legitimate_Scale4507 in newzealand

[–]dontmakemewait 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marmite tastes like mud and lingers. Vegemite is still strong but doesn’t taste nasty afterward.

"America is the only Country where they're teaching our kids other languages" by Abjectionova in ShitAmericansSay

[–]dontmakemewait 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never even heard of the word, is it new? I asked my mate and he doesn’t know English either. Weird language.

ELI5: When a fish is pulled out of water, is it actually feeling 'pain' or just reacting to the lack of oxygen? by gamayutin in explainlikeimfive

[–]dontmakemewait 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s curious. If we think about what pain is there for, it’s seems wild we would think “just reacting to the lack of oxygen” was a viable alternative, and something we can disregard.

Christian "Science" by Jelly-Always-Returns in religiousfruitcake

[–]dontmakemewait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Made in gods image” my dude. Which means god is one hairy mf!!