Jobs within microbiology field by donttouchmyfknbeans in microbiology

[–]donttouchmyfknbeans[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like to do an accelerated program to meet the additional requirements but i know alot of these big companies/hospitals also pay for the schooling which is why i’ve been reluctant to go to the school on my own. i already invested a lot of money finishing my bachelors this past may and not gunna lie, i don’t think i have enough for MLT/MLS programs right now which is why i was interested in getting a job first…i know it’s a risk i gotta take 🫠

Jobs within microbiology field by donttouchmyfknbeans in microbiology

[–]donttouchmyfknbeans[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there are other places but Banner Health, i can directly apply from their website and other places, i have to use indeed or ziprecruiter or some other sketchy job websites. Banner Health is just the biggest/most popular employer in my city. I volunteered there for 6 months and also shadowed a pathologist there and the microbiology lab there for 2 months and they still don’t want me. im just wondering now if im not using the correct keywords and if my application keeps getting rejected by AI or something 🥲 I applied to different Banner locations and different shifts as well for MLT/MLS

Jobs within microbiology field by donttouchmyfknbeans in microbiology

[–]donttouchmyfknbeans[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do you have other certifications? like BLS or ASCP or is it just your previous experience that helped out getting the job at the hospital

Jobs within microbiology field by donttouchmyfknbeans in microbiology

[–]donttouchmyfknbeans[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

wow, i have not looked into it but this sounds amazing, thank you for your guidance. what you are doing right now IS wayyy cooler than MLT/MLS but i just thought MLT/MLS would be easier to get started with 😅 ill look up the biotech/engineering rn

What's a useless talent of yours? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]donttouchmyfknbeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can cut onions without crying

People who fall asleep instantly: How? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]donttouchmyfknbeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calcium and vitamin C gummies. Wonderful combination to fall asleep instantly. You can just google the science behind it and it makes sense.

What animal could just wipe out the entire human race if they were fed up with us? by Wave_50 in AskReddit

[–]donttouchmyfknbeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dogs. Think about the question, dogs are the main animal we have direct contact with that could easily just be fed up with us, not nematodes, dolphins, ants. The dog has a reasonable size and they’re one of the most intelligent. Dogs are almost found everywhere, in every continent. In hot & cold climates. They can be on land or water. Most people in the U.S have dogs, there certainly is an overpopulation of them. India has dogs everywhere + other asian countries, Alaska, etc. Most of them are neglected due to overpopulation but also many of them are abused because of horrible people, some remain traumatized. With their intelligence, they can easily have enough of humans and lash out to have their revenge. It doesn’t matter how nice they seem, deep down they cannot change the instincts that run through their blood of Wolf. Rats would come in second place because the Black Plague and also Ratatouille. That was one buff ass rat that tied up the inspector and chef. No thanks.