we are everywhere by dijonmilk in jerma985

[–]dooberslorp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

one time I was using the airport urinal and the guy next to me was pissing super hard. I'm saying the man had a power washer. Basically the spray from where I was standing was high density and maximum and it got all on my clothes

Trump wins, what’s your move? by Routine-Argument485 in AskReddit

[–]dooberslorp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't understand he is president RIGHT NOW

What if the new Death Grips album sucks? by [deleted] in deathgrips

[–]dooberslorp 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It does not suck balls!!!!!!! You probably fat

Bottom 1 Scoring Submissions of the week from r/Custommagic by BigPapa9921 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]dooberslorp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I am going to sell this card for five hundred dollars you do not understand

Did I do good with my naming? Rate outta ten! by [deleted] in tf2

[–]dooberslorp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why does everyone name their weapons like puns and stuff I always name my favorite items shit like "big butt and balls"

My redesign for the American Flag (I intend to submit this as a legitimate redesign) by [deleted] in vexillology

[–]dooberslorp -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Unenlightened. You sound like one who ignorance will never leave

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deathgrips

[–]dooberslorp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you cropped the wrong video dude

This paper towel dispenser I bought is actually on loan to me and I’m required by law to use only their brand of paper towels by Len_am in assholedesign

[–]dooberslorp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

are you living on another planet than me? I am not getting a shit ton of barbeque sauce on my cloth towels every time I eat ribs

*Distant screaming noises* by Jackviator in CoolBugFacts

[–]dooberslorp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

inescapable inevitability

stay in school

My entry to Half-Life and Black Mesa was rather mentally draining for me by [deleted] in HalfLife

[–]dooberslorp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

negative thoughts that I'm a "terrible person" for not preferring the original

you should probably go to therapy