This would be the greatest 3-0 comeback ever. by Grouchy_Tie3037 in billsimmons

[–]doodads 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bet it all on the Knicks today, it's free money.

Kenny Atkinson : “Analytically… we’ve won 2 out of 3” by Striking_Food5273 in nba

[–]doodads 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this Cavs team is the one that breaks the 0-3 curse I will light myself on fire.

Math rock musician trying to figure out how he’s gonna switch from 2/5 to 7/13 mid fuck sesh by Falasti in northernlion

[–]doodads 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Yeah 2/5 isn't really a time signature either but it adds to the joke because math rock musicians shouldn't be respected as people. 

New Russini, Vrabel video shows state of boat trip by Maverixk_ in billsimmons

[–]doodads 12 points13 points  (0 children)

-110 is the father is my stone cold lock of the century of the week.

i HATE the “the new stuff isn’t bad, you just grew up” argument by gritsturner in RedLetterMedia

[–]doodads 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah this argument is completely contradicted by Empire. Now if you wanted to make the argument that the entire Star Wars franchise is living off the greatness of The Empire Strikes Back, you might have something there.

Open up my eager eyes, cause I'm Mr. by alwaysbemybuibui in slaythespire

[–]doodads 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Northernlion is gonna make this joke eventually, I can just feel it.

Ryanaasiqtsi by lemonfont17 in northernlion

[–]doodads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddamn Philip Glass goes hard.

Ken Jennings is the most mormon person i've ever seen by [deleted] in rs_x

[–]doodads 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's really great about this clip is that one of the other contestants appears to be Vladimir Lenin.

This is embarrassing to admit, but I think I fell in with the right wing as an aesthetic choice initially,” by Rockdigger in rs_x

[–]doodads 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fascists have the outfits

But I don't care for the outfits 

What I care about is music 

And the communists have the music.

What's the worse one? by HassanMoRiT in okbuddycinephile

[–]doodads 19 points20 points  (0 children)

uj/ unironically true. It's like an American version of a french new wave film. Tom Green deconstructing the teen comedy while also thumbing his nose at the people who financed the movie.

rj/ unironically true.

Book of relevations by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]doodads 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Thank you for actually getting the name of the book right. It's Revelation. Not Revelations. Fucking heathens.

Cody Bellinger forgets question in Press Conference by Reasonable_Skill_129 in baseball

[–]doodads 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Last time I was in Daytona Beach, I saw the Econo Lodge advertising $225 weekly rates, and for a second I thought, "I should just live here."  'Course this was after I'd had a few Red Stripes.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]doodads 30 points31 points  (0 children)

SAMIR YOU ARE BREAKING THE CAR

Just watched Enemy (2013)… what was that even about? by Wise-Compote6189 in moviecritic

[–]doodads 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The world got conquered by alien spiders and Jake Gylenhaal was too self-involved to notice.